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Voltaire's Mechanized Army
Similar to Voltaire's Angry Glove, but involves an egg beater.
Fill a drinking glass 3/4 of the way with shards of glass and 1/4 of the way with glue. Grind up 1/8 cup of Fiberglass insulation into a fine powder. Fill a bowl with glue.
Dip the egg beater into the bowl of glue to coat it with a thick layer. Begin rotating and dip into the fiberglass. Repeat several times until there is a thick coating of fiberglass powder on the egg beater. At this point, feel free to experiment, try adding razorblades for fun.
Insert the drinking glass, open end first, into the orifice of your choice. Then with a firm swift motion, ram the egg beater in behind the glass, make sure to break it! Begin egg beating away! Mix it up a little though, move deeper and shallower- try different speeds, angles, and amounts of physical force.
Remember, you can do anything well as long as you put your heart into it!
Fill a drinking glass 3/4 of the way with shards of glass and 1/4 of the way with glue. Grind up 1/8 cup of Fiberglass insulation into a fine powder. Fill a bowl with glue.
Dip the egg beater into the bowl of glue to coat it with a thick layer. Begin rotating and dip into the fiberglass. Repeat several times until there is a thick coating of fiberglass powder on the egg beater. At this point, feel free to experiment, try adding razorblades for fun.
Insert the drinking glass, open end first, into the orifice of your choice. Then with a firm swift motion, ram the egg beater in behind the glass, make sure to break it! Begin egg beating away! Mix it up a little though, move deeper and shallower- try different speeds, angles, and amounts of physical force.
Remember, you can do anything well as long as you put your heart into it!
Voltaire's Mechanized Army by Almighty Bluebird March 16, 2008
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Metanized • Meatanized • meganized • Metalized • macanized • Mechanized Infantry • Megalized • Melanited • MelaniZeynep • Menanizer
meganized
when a guy makes a girl deepthroat him, then cums in her throat so hard it comes out her nose like milk. Causing the girl to smell "straight up cum!" for like a week.
meganized by captain pain September 16, 2008
Melanited
Pronounced: Mell-a-neated
People with high levels of dark pigmentation (Melanin) within their skin.
So spelled and pronounced to reduce confusion for those not familiar with the word, and encourage connect to root word - Melanin
See also: Melanated, Melinated
People with high levels of dark pigmentation (Melanin) within their skin.
So spelled and pronounced to reduce confusion for those not familiar with the word, and encourage connect to root word - Melanin
See also: Melanated, Melinated
The people of Africa and the diaspora around the world are Melanited, giving them their darker toned skin.
Melanited by Uncovered_Wordsmith93 January 12, 2019
Metalized
-to coat, treat, or combine something with metal. In other words, the result of remixing or remaking a song/theme into a heavy metal song. The song or theme beforehand can be practically anything, if it's not a metal song to begin with (you would just be doing a cover then)
Metalizing includes but is not limited to:
-Heavy distorted guitars and bass for the rhythm
-A lead guitar that follows the scale the melody in the song
-A drum rhythm that fits with the song
-A keyboard or synthesizer added for a classic feel.
Theme songs from classic video games are very popular to metalize.
Metalizing includes but is not limited to:
-Heavy distorted guitars and bass for the rhythm
-A lead guitar that follows the scale the melody in the song
-A drum rhythm that fits with the song
-A keyboard or synthesizer added for a classic feel.
Theme songs from classic video games are very popular to metalize.
MelaniZeynep
She is the funniest person in this world! She is always so happy and she knows how to make someone happy. Everybody should have someone like her in their lives. She is always ready to listen your problems and she is always there for you. You can count on her.
Feyza: I feel so low today i don't know why
Ceyla: Its probably because melanizeynep isnt here
Im so happy to be friends with you.
Ceyla: Its probably because melanizeynep isnt here
Im so happy to be friends with you.
MelaniZeynep by Hebelehebele April 10, 2021
macanized
The people who finally buy Mac computers/notebooks and like those so much that they are forever removed from using anything else particularly the Microsoft products.
Linux users are exception to this rule, who time to time may use Mac machines, just to check the underlying linux based OS.
Linux users are exception to this rule, who time to time may use Mac machines, just to check the underlying linux based OS.
After using Windows for five years I got macanized and got the MacBook Pro.
It is so cool to be macanized.
When are you getting macanized.
It is so cool to be macanized.
When are you getting macanized.
macanized by rightarmoverfast May 27, 2010
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