mertender

Someone who takes care of a mermaid, woman with a tail.

That mermaid we hired had such a caring mertender.

by MertenderMatthew July 13, 2017

merpNderp

When a situation seems like merp, but ends up being derp.

Disappointment.

You end up pulling some quality cheek.
"merp"

She ends up having a penis.
"derp"

Hence, merpNderp.

by ShredGnarShark July 8, 2012

Merkendorfer

A person who takes advantage of elves.

-Did you see Franz last night?

-Ya what a merkendorfer!!

by Bamboozed July 14, 2011

Chicken McTenders

The act of performing anal sex with a chicken tender from McDonalds. This occurs when a man fucks a chicken tender from McDonalds and shoves the tender with the jizz from the man into the girl's mouth. The taste of your semen will probably make the woman menustrate so have a tender or penis ready to dip the tender into the ketchup.

I have no idea how we are still married after I gave her an order of the chicken McTenders.

by AN0SEater March 23, 2020

megender

Someone who dislikes the "gender anitics" of the LGBT community and just calls themselve

"megender"

Person A: Hey, wanna go out?
Person B: No, thanks.
Person A: Why, are you gay?
Person B: No, I'm me and I just don't like you very much.

"Megender"

by Eiyuu April 1, 2017

Merkenberry

Old crusty Technically supports whose software knowledge is as random, old, and crusty as a box of Frankenberry Cereal.

"Gee Wiz David, you're such a friggin' merkenberry."

by A Very Concerned Citizen. January 23, 2009

chocolate merendero

chocolate merendero it's a thing that could happen during a doggy style, if she has some little trace of shit around her butthole and one of these ones drops on your fingers you could """accidentaly""" let her suck your fingers

yesterday i had sex with a chick and i did her a chocolate merendero

by fucking hostile 95 September 9, 2017