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merpNderp 

When a situation seems like merp, but ends up being derp.

Disappointment.
You end up pulling some quality cheek.
"merp"

She ends up having a penis.
"derp"

Hence, merpNderp.
merpNderp by ShredGnarShark July 8, 2012

Merkendorfer 

A person who takes advantage of elves.
-Did you see Franz last night?

-Ya what a merkendorfer!!
Merkendorfer by Bamboozed July 14, 2011

Chicken McTenders 

The act of performing anal sex with a chicken tender from McDonalds. This occurs when a man fucks a chicken tender from McDonalds and shoves the tender with the jizz from the man into the girl's mouth. The taste of your semen will probably make the woman menustrate so have a tender or penis ready to dip the tender into the ketchup.
I have no idea how we are still married after I gave her an order of the chicken McTenders.
Chicken McTenders by AN0SEater March 23, 2020

megender 

Someone who dislikes the "gender anitics" of the LGBT community and just calls themselve

"megender"
Person A: Hey, wanna go out?
Person B: No, thanks.
Person A: Why, are you gay?
Person B: No, I'm me and I just don't like you very much.

"Megender"
megender by Eiyuu April 1, 2017

Merkenberry 

Old crusty Technically supports whose software knowledge is as random, old, and crusty as a box of Frankenberry Cereal.
"Gee Wiz David, you're such a friggin' merkenberry."

chocolate merendero 

chocolate merendero it's a thing that could happen during a doggy style, if she has some little trace of shit around her butthole and one of these ones drops on your fingers you could """accidentaly""" let her suck your fingers
yesterday i had sex with a chick and i did her a chocolate merendero