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mertonize

To preheat a cup or mug with hot water allowing the preferred beverage to remain hotter.
I mertonized the coffee cups before pouring the coffee so that the coffee will be hotter.
by Kevin October 23, 2004
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matronize

to talk down to as if one is a dominating woman; the feminine form of "patronize"
Yo, you gonna let your girlfriend matronize you like that?
by SquarePegIX August 2, 2008
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mertilize

I gotta get the car back by 8, or Dad's gonna mertilize me!

Crew, set your phazers to maximum mertilize.
by Mandingoe May 31, 2004
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mironized

When someone looks at you with a rapist face and starts shaking there head up and down. Then sticks out there hand and does a fingering gesture with their middle finger. And then asks, "Do you want good times". After you say yes. It tells you the price.
"You have been mironized"

"Don't make me mironize you"
by Good Times Giver April 29, 2019
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Martinize

He was running from the police so they had to Martinize him.
by H. Yellow August 29, 2013
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marstonized

Stemming from name of John Marston, protagonist of the video game Red Dead Redemption, in which Marston is capable of inducing and inflicting pain and sorrow with his guns, brash attitude, and defined sense of vengeance.

Getting "marstonized" is another way of saying "merc'd/mercked/merked", whilst competing at an activity with someone else.

Being badly beaten at a game or competition; being beat in a fight; being embarrassed in a competitive environment.

(also: marstonization)
Damn, son! I'm up 4 to zip on you... getting straight up marstonized!

You want some of this? Wanna get marstonized? Didn't think so.

How can you handle this marstonization?
by Jack Marston September 19, 2011
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moronize

The act of makin someone (or something) a moron, one moron more on earth

What happens to you when lookin at MTV
Bush moronizes all those American crackers with his retarded speech

My sister got moronized last night. She watched that Brad Pitt´s shit during 6 hours!
by Yo Daddy, bitch! February 10, 2005
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