shatnerize

1. To deliberately produce something so bad it's good. Creating something genuinely campy would be the perfect shatnerization. While not quite as unachievable as exceeding the speed of light, perfect shatnerization is as difficult as bowling a perfect game.
(Note: This does not infer that Shatner's early musical works are deliberately campy. They do, however, set a standard.)

2. To parody yourself (a la William Shatner's commercials for Priceline).
The "How Berkley Can You Be" parade is a day for Berkleyites to shatnerize themselves.

Newsweek: Doesn't it bother you that your version of "Mr. Tambourine Man" is a camp classic?

William Shatner: ...yes, in the beginning it bothered methat people singled it out and poked fun at it. They didn't know what I was doing. The album, "The Transformed Man" is much more extensive than that song. But since people only heard that song, I went along with the joke.

Newsweek: Uhh...OK Bill.
by Mandingoe September 26, 2004
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stiff hand syndrome

Thickening of the skin of the palm that results in loss of ability to hold hand straight. This condition occurs only in people with diabetes
Get your mind out of the gutter. Stiff hand syndrome is a symtom of advanced diabetes.
by mandingoe May 18, 2004
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boffo

{adj}
Extremely successful.

Typically used to describe a movie, play, or other performance.

{noun}
1. A huge success; a smash hit

2. Star of the eponymous Mister Boffo cartoon strip

Origin: Probably a blend of box office. Or a varient of bóóffoo or boffola (I kid you not)
The latest masterpiece from William Shatnergets boffo reviews. Rolling Stone gives it four stars.
by Mandingoe September 29, 2004
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belly bump

1 macho posturing; a fat man's pissing contest

2 the opening manuvures in sumo wrestling

3 the opening manuvures in a dispute between an umpire and a baseball manager before he gets ejected
by mandingoe June 08, 2004
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Masturbation

Don't knock masturbation -- it's sex with someone I love.

Woody Allen in Annie Hall, 1977
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Pervy

Creepy. Describes a middle-aged guy who stares too much and doesn't realize that young girls aren't interested in him. A step below a stalker.
The thing she hated most about the bus were the stares from the pervy guy.
by mandingoe April 19, 2004
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