Mandingoe's definitions

SUV factor

the likelihood (in %) that a car's passengers will survive a collision with a Hummer.

Old lady: I want a car that's safe.

Salesman: Then you should consider this Volvo. It's got an SUV factor of 85. About the only car with a higher SUV factor would be a Hummer.

by mandingoe September 9, 2004

bust a grape

Become violent. Snap out

Jim bust a grape and got a month in ad seg.

by mandingoe April 26, 2004

driver's seat

1. Controling events or decisions

Wayne Rooney's stellar performance in Euro 2004 put him in the driver's seat for his upcoming contract talks

by mandingoe September 21, 2004

dead-enders

Rummy-speak, circa late 2003, for the isolated Sadam loyalists who oppose U.S. occupation and take RPG target practice on our boys. Apparently a large club.

Rumsfeld dubbed the insurgents who are making life so difficult for coalition forces, Iraqi authorities and anyone caught in the cross fire "dead-enders," losers from Saddam Hussein's regime with nothing left to do but go down fighting. Time Magazine 11/16/2003

by mandingoe June 8, 2004

Masturbation

Sex with someone I love.
- Woody Allen

Don't knock masturbation -- it's sex with someone I love.

Woody Allen in Annie Hall, 1977

by mandingoe November 8, 2005

B/D

Bondage and discipline

"So what are your experiences and skills?"

"Oh the usual - B'n D, leather, whippings, spanking ..."

"Oh good..we definitely need a dominatrix here. Your hired!"

by mandingoe May 26, 2004

score

(n) or (v) a thrift store purchase of superlative value or rarity on the cheap

Those brand new boots were only $8? What a score!

I scored three George Jones LPs from the late-1960's today.

by mandingoe May 19, 2004