I gotta get the car back by 8, or Dad's gonna mertilize me!

Crew, set your phazers to maximum mertilize.
by Mandingoe May 31, 2004
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A woman who, dispite every possible means of contraception, gets pregnant.
"Oh gosh, Fertile Mertile is poping out another baby."
by Hellflower August 30, 2006
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