mertilize 

to annihilate

I gotta get the car back by 8, or Dad's gonna mertilize me!

Crew, set your phazers to maximum mertilize.

mertilize by Mandingoe May 31, 2004

Fried and Fertilized 

How sluts/whores like their eggs.

Waiter: How would you like your eggs ma'am?
Girl : Fried and fertilized, thank you.
Waiter: ...

Fried and Fertilized by KewlCat101 January 15, 2011

marilize 

A person who is kind and caring with a loving heart she is often quiet and doesnt speak unless spoken to by others around her , marilize is smart and can solve tough situations quickly, she is beautiful beyond compare, if ever you are lucky enough to meet one, make sure that you never lose her, she is stubborn at times but always for the right reasons , marilize is also great in bed so if ever you are lucky enough to date her then you will always have a smile on your face when you go to bed.

Marilize is so beautiful

marilize by Vamp_kitty_32 November 17, 2019

fetus fertilizer 

1. Another word for sperm, which is used to crush the dreams of men and women everywhere, and to bring poor children into this cruel and arbitrary reality against their will.

2. The intellectual's synonym for sperm.
3. The 23rd flavor in Dr. pepper.
4. The cure for bitch-nagg and snatch disease.

Cornelius-"I dare say Jebediah, it appears I have unloaded fetus fertilizer all over your mistress's face."
Jebediah-"Indubitably; here sir, let me help clean it up with my asshole."
Cornelius-"Good show old bean!"

fetus fertilizer by BlackFaceKilla July 9, 2012

Fertilized 

An awesome pickup line.

HEY BABY YA WANA GET FERTILIZED???

Fertilized by #Animals4life May 26, 2018

The Fertilizer 

It's a Mexican Lawn Mower but done outside and on the lawn.

My girlfriend decided we should do some gardening. I finally convinced her to do the fertilizer before she begins to plant her eggplant.

The Fertilizer by TheADvent Calendar December 1, 2019

Fried or Fertilized 

A questions posed by the rap collective Turquoise Jeep in their song with the same name. The question asks whether the girl would like to eat breakfast, or have sex again.

"How you like your eggs girl, fried or fertilized?" -- Yung Humma

Fried or Fertilized by nessim99 February 23, 2011