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Merina
Merina is a super spunky gal with a great sense of style and a love for spongebob memes. She’s always the light in every room with her beautiful flowing locks and gorgeous looks. Her heart is as pure gold with some even saying she’s the kindest person they’ve ever met. Merina’s have a soft spot for grilled cheese and most importantly, animals. Merina’s usually put their hearts in lead over their head which can sometimes cause conflict, but they stay true to who they are and what they believe.
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Meriena • mercenary • Merina • mercenary position • mereena • merienda • Merihena • merkenaarie • Mariena • mercena
armchair mercenary
an individual, typically male, who incessantly second guesses the outcome of military battles recreated on television. Often addicted to the History Channel, has never served in the armed services, but is an active member of the NRA, an avid gun collector, yet doesn't hunt. Can be somewhat oblivious to spousal interests or needs.
Armchair mercenary: "Bla, bla, bla, then you know honey, if Brigadier General Warren's scouts hadn't found Little Round Top undefended, then Colonel Vincent wouldn't have led his brigade up the hill and set up a picket line. If General Lee's troops had just arrived there, say, just 10 minutes earlier, 20 tops, the Battle of Gettysburg would have been a Confederate victory! The rest would be history! Hey, grab me another beer, would ya?"
Wife: "You are sooo smart, snookums! You're my favorite armchair mercenary! Get your own beer, but just one! Remember? I've got to go, uh..... go and visit my sick friend again."
Armchair mercenary: "Hey, what if the Rebel snipers had had Barrett 50s with match ammo? Where'd I put the remote?
Wife: "You are sooo smart, snookums! You're my favorite armchair mercenary! Get your own beer, but just one! Remember? I've got to go, uh..... go and visit my sick friend again."
Armchair mercenary: "Hey, what if the Rebel snipers had had Barrett 50s with match ammo? Where'd I put the remote?
armchair mercenary by Herr Doktor Grauwolf January 25, 2009
mercenary
a.k.a: merc.
A professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army.
A person who works only for monetary gain.
A professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army.
A person who works only for monetary gain.
Mercenaritis
A disease brought on by over-playing of Mercenaries 2: World in Flames too much. Symptoms include: Hating Venezuelans, having the excessive desire to steal a car, and crash it into a petroleum pump, or the urge to capture mansions. The only cure is 5 hours of Chinese Water Torture followed by 3 pounds of cake
Guy 1: Hey, you wanna drive to that new Venezuelan restaurant?
Guy 2: Nah, I can't, I might kill them. I have Mercenaritis
Guy 2: Nah, I can't, I might kill them. I have Mercenaritis
Mercenaritis by NoahTheSlash February 3, 2010
Mercenary
A 'mercenary' is a person who takes part in an armed conflict, who is not a national or a party to the conflict and is motivated to take part in the hostilities by the desire for private gain. The term 'mercenary' is also used to describe the army itself.
He hired an army of mercenaries to fight the battle for him, paying them money.
The mercenary only wanted the money for what he had done.
The mercenary only wanted the money for what he had done.
Mercenary by Soulhaiena February 10, 2014
Mariena
A beautiful, sexy, irresistible girl that you want to marry. Someone that you cannot see your life without. The one girl that makes the whole world around you stop so that it's just the two of you. Her soul is just as beautiful as her body.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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