4 definitions by NoahTheSlash
A disease brought on by over-playing of Mercenaries 2: World in Flames too much. Symptoms include: Hating Venezuelans, having the excessive desire to steal a car, and crash it into a petroleum pump, or the urge to capture mansions. The only cure is 5 hours of Chinese Water Torture followed by 3 pounds of cake
Guy 1: Hey, you wanna drive to that new Venezuelan restaurant?
Guy 2: Nah, I can't, I might kill them. I have Mercenaritis
Guy 2: Nah, I can't, I might kill them. I have Mercenaritis
by NoahTheSlash February 3, 2010
So unfavorable or uninteresting that you cannot even muster up the energy to record it on TiVO or any other recording method.
John: Hey, did you see the Women's Curling event last night?
Frank: No, I was too busy to watch it.
John: Couldn't you have recorded it?
Frank: Nah, man, that event is unTiVOable!
Frank: No, I was too busy to watch it.
John: Couldn't you have recorded it?
Frank: Nah, man, that event is unTiVOable!
by NoahTheSlash February 20, 2010
1. To cause the whole thing to come crashing down
2. To do something so stupid that it completely ends a cycle of action or cause.
2. To do something so stupid that it completely ends a cycle of action or cause.
Soldier #1: "So how'd the rebellion go?"
Soldier #2: "They found us, so it didn't go very well"
Soldier #1: "So what did ya do?"
Soldier #2: "I ran out screaming, but I dropped my papers and battle plans, so they might have an advantage."
Soldier #1: "Jesus, why don't you just Give the One Ring to Sauron?!"
Soldier #2: "They found us, so it didn't go very well"
Soldier #1: "So what did ya do?"
Soldier #2: "I ran out screaming, but I dropped my papers and battle plans, so they might have an advantage."
Soldier #1: "Jesus, why don't you just Give the One Ring to Sauron?!"
by NoahTheSlash April 7, 2010
Bass guitar, played by those who do not own a bass guitar. It is played by playing on only the E and A strings on a guitar.
Guy #1: "Hey, man, can I play your bass?"
Guy #2: "Nah, man, I lost it. All I got is my guitar."
Guy #1: "Then how you been practicing?"
Guy #2: "I've been playing guitass!"
Guy #2: "Nah, man, I lost it. All I got is my guitar."
Guy #1: "Then how you been practicing?"
Guy #2: "I've been playing guitass!"
by NoahTheSlash April 3, 2010