Meness

An adjective defining ones-self.

This hat totally screams meness!

Meness by Hellbringer December 15, 2006

menses madness

The time when a woman is crazed with anger, mood swings and all around bitchiness resulting from her menstrual cycle.

Amanda was always difficult to be around when she was experiencing menses madness.

menses madness by Sparkykid77 October 4, 2012

menless shirts 

The sexier alternative to shirtless men as it is just a fucking shirt.

Guy 1: What's hotter than shirtless men?

Guy 2: Menless shirts are obviously hotter.

menless shirts by TheRodykell May 20, 2021

Minessota Monocle 

After a rather messy dump (poop in a toilet), you shuffle over to your lady friend and place your unclean baloon knot (anus) directly over her LEFT eye, thus leaving a small brown ring around the eye

Stephanie found that she could see much better out of her minessota monocle....

Minessota Monocle by whhhhiggggy May 22, 2011

melessa 

a name for a beautiful girl who create feelings in someone just by looking at them. extremely amazing and wonderful. loving, kind and understanding.

someone who is very interesting. the more you know her, the more you wanna know about her. She is like a book with no ending. Filled with excitement and passion.

someone with sweet and addictive voice.

whoa! i just talked to her! She is so a Melessa !

melessa by guitarboy713 December 7, 2010

Maness Night

1. -noun. A night in which one gets so drunk, usually off Jack and Cokes, where one ends up blacking out, crying about nothing, and then eventually throwing up either on himself or the ground. The Maness night process usually happens sequentially, but rarely one of the three actions does not occur. (When thrown up on the ground, the person experiencing the Maness night usually falls into their own throw up and then refuses to be helped up, thus still laying in their own throw up.)

2. -noun. A night/day where one drinks an excessive amount of alcohol and doesn't know when to stop.

3. -noun. A night/day where one drinks enough to kill a small village in Central Africa.

1. Person one, "Wow, brother! What happened last night?" Person two, "I don't know, but Ralph sure had a Maness Night last night. We were at a party where he drank so much Jungle Juice he almost molested a girl and then threw up on the stoops of the apartment building! He continued to lay in his own vomit until picked up by three people." Person one, "That was a great night then!"

2. I believe tomorrow we should have a Maness Night.

3. We drank so much alcohol last night we should have been in comas. Last night was an awesome Maness night!

Maness Night by ilivedthroughamanessnight January 13, 2010

Meneses 

One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.

Other definitions are thought to be:

The Great Spirit

Chuck Norris

Energy

Infinity

Despite the fact that various last names have been pinned to Meneses, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Meneses.

The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Meneses cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Meneses is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Meneses is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Meneses is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Meneses resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Meneses is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Meneses have failed.

Meneses. Nothing else can describe them.

Meneses by jmmmm December 29, 2013