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She's the sweetest person you'll ever meet. She's super gorgeous, really athletic, and has the biggest smile. She's a great listener and no matter how bad your day was she always finds a way to make it better. She's what guys are looking for in a girl. She's not scared to tell you her opinion. Even when she has a bad day, she'll make sure it doesn't affect anyone else. She loves her family and friends. She cares about school and her future. She's determine to be successful. Once you find yourself a Manessa don't lose/hurt her. She'll be the best thing that has ever happened to you!
Girl 1: Look there's Manessa!
Girl 2: omg she's the best! Lets go say hi!

Boy 1: Damn I wish Manessa was mine.
Boy 2: Same dude she's super pretty! Her bf is really lucky to have her.
Manessa by soccerinheaven November 27, 2017
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Maness Night

1. -noun. A night in which one gets so drunk, usually off Jack and Cokes, where one ends up blacking out, crying about nothing, and then eventually throwing up either on himself or the ground. The Maness night process usually happens sequentially, but rarely one of the three actions does not occur. (When thrown up on the ground, the person experiencing the Maness night usually falls into their own throw up and then refuses to be helped up, thus still laying in their own throw up.)

2. -noun. A night/day where one drinks an excessive amount of alcohol and doesn't know when to stop.

3. -noun. A night/day where one drinks enough to kill a small village in Central Africa.
1. Person one, "Wow, brother! What happened last night?" Person two, "I don't know, but Ralph sure had a Maness Night last night. We were at a party where he drank so much Jungle Juice he almost molested a girl and then threw up on the stoops of the apartment building! He continued to lay in his own vomit until picked up by three people." Person one, "That was a great night then!"

2. I believe tomorrow we should have a Maness Night.

3. We drank so much alcohol last night we should have been in comas. Last night was an awesome Maness night!
Related Words
Female version of mans, such as the song title: Mans not hot would become; Manesse not hot if the artist were a female. In this day and age there should be a polite way to address females.
“Aye bruv, do you see dat pitf manesse over there? She’s my ting.
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When a guy is expecting to get a massage from a female but gets one from a dude instead.
Did you here that Ginkel got a manssage? At first he said he hated it but he keeps talking about how great it was.
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Manassas 

Manassas somewhere you do not want to be, basically everything is ghetto. Different types of gangs , full of potheads and crackheads
Have you ever heard of manassas ? Don’t ever plan to go
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madnessasexual 

Madnessasexual is attraction to actresses Vanessa Morgan and Madelaine Petsch.
Annie: I think I’m in love with Mads and Nessa

Jason: That means your Madnessasexual.
madnessasexual by Choni obsessed January 6, 2021
Maressa, it means the sea.
People with this name are often beautiful, intellectual, and deep, like the sea.
'You're amazing, are you sure your name isn't Maressa?'
maressa by Melissa Page December 24, 2007
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