menses
menses by TheGangstaWay August 29, 2008
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silver: guys pls stop saying MENSES - YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS
aire: anyway i gotta go on a date with this menses who plays league
aire: anyway i gotta go on a date with this menses who plays league
menses by im not aire September 3, 2023
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menses • Menses alpha • Menses-battle • menses madness • menses rea • menses scat • menseses • Mensesrosa • e-menses • late menses
menses madness
The time when a woman is crazed with anger, mood swings and all around bitchiness resulting from her menstrual cycle.
menses madness by Sparkykid77 October 4, 2012
Menses-battle
A lively and continuous change of emails, text messages or any form of instant messaging between two persons for the purpose of courtship and mating. Usually participants do not want to be the ones sending out the last message, out of pride and/or fear of having ruined it.
I met this guy on a party last Friday and we’re having this amazing menses-battle ever since I left. He’s awesome! I will definitely meet him again.
Menses-battle by Ghibs August 9, 2010
menses scat
Similar to the Cupid shuffle, only you rip out your tampon mid song and butt plug the closest person to your right.
Blanche's ears perked up as she heard her favorite song come on, "oh shit, it's the MENSES SCAT!" (extremely loud cork popping noises echo throughout).
menses scat by Blanche DeVareaux March 24, 2014
menses rea
The fertility-cycle-based intentions driving a woman's actions.
Often used to second-guess or disregard feminine figures and their points of view.
Often used to second-guess or disregard feminine figures and their points of view.
"We can't have a woman as President of the United States! Her menses rea would get us into World War III!"
"She was acting hysterical over the smallest things...must've been consumed by menses rea."
"She was acting hysterical over the smallest things...must've been consumed by menses rea."
menses rea by jaques_custodian April 24, 2020
Menses alpha
Menses alpha by Kinoham January 3, 2020
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