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menses 

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ppl that aire h0es with
silver: guys pls stop saying MENSES - YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS
aire: anyway i gotta go on a date with this menses who plays league
menses by im not aire September 3, 2023

menses madness

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The time when a woman is crazed with anger, mood swings and all around bitchiness resulting from her menstrual cycle.
Amanda was always difficult to be around when she was experiencing menses madness.
menses madness by Sparkykid77 October 4, 2012

Menses-battle 

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A lively and continuous change of emails, text messages or any form of instant messaging between two persons for the purpose of courtship and mating. Usually participants do not want to be the ones sending out the last message, out of pride and/or fear of having ruined it.
I met this guy on a party last Friday and we’re having this amazing menses-battle ever since I left. He’s awesome! I will definitely meet him again.
Menses-battle by Ghibs August 9, 2010

menses scat

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Similar to the Cupid shuffle, only you rip out your tampon mid song and butt plug the closest person to your right.
Blanche's ears perked up as she heard her favorite song come on, "oh shit, it's the MENSES SCAT!" (extremely loud cork popping noises echo throughout).

menses rea 

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The fertility-cycle-based intentions driving a woman's actions.

Often used to second-guess or disregard feminine figures and their points of view.
"We can't have a woman as President of the United States! Her menses rea would get us into World War III!"

"She was acting hysterical over the smallest things...must've been consumed by menses rea."
menses rea by jaques_custodian April 24, 2020

Menses alpha 

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A Mexican drug dealer.
A: sup man...
B: wattup...
C: menses alpha...
Menses alpha by Kinoham January 3, 2020
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

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1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

jalopy 

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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026
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