Melvinder

Someone who’s damn awesome

You’re such a Melvinder!

by Melvinder November 22, 2021

Melvinder

A king in his own world, destined to go through immense pain in every way possible. A man who’s only goal shall be to protect and love as nobody will ever love as hard as him. Trust and loyalty to be his upmost importance, because many will disappoint along the way. Not the best looking, not the tallest, not the smallest, and never the most perfect. But throughout everything, he will always be there for you until his last breath and even die for you, for that is how he loves like nobody else will. fuck everything.

Written by the first, carried on by the last. never give up because i was the only Melvinder there was, and i will write my own fate.

noone will live like a Melvinder

by hellboundedking November 22, 2021

Fabian melander

Fabian melander

AKA" Flabben" AKA" idioten från byn" AKA" saabmannen"

Fabian melander loves saab 900 and saab 96.

fabian also owns a monark bsa 125cc motorcycle from 1950.

almost everyday fabian fish in the nearby lake called "vederslövsjön" with Inge melander his father.

if you ask fabian only idiots and immigrants drives volvo
when fabian is not fishing hes probably out working in the woods with glutta fabians friend.

oh whos that handsome lookin fella in the cool car?
oh its just fabian melander in his saab 96 isnt he cute

by tobbetorre August 18, 2021

Melvindale

The small, once peaceful city, that was invaded by Detroiters, basically ruining the city, especially the schools. Melvindale is mainly known for a lady stabbing her dad over a dinner roll, a drunk 14 year old being raped, and a racist former high school football coach. Melvindale is one step away from becoming a ghetto. They might as well give up and make it another part of Detroit.

Where do you live?" "My crib be in dat sity Melvindale

by sosickofthishittt December 9, 2010

Melvindale

A small, obnoxious city on the cusp of Detroit in Michigan. Part of a region referred to as "Downriver". Generally has a bad reputation within the area.

I can't believe that guy was from Melvindale. He could string together multiple sentences!

by daegan August 11, 2008

Melvindale High School

Melvindale High School, the worst highschool in the downriver area of Michigan. This school is known for its fake, drama-starting, ghetto, copy-cating, and ignorant kids. The teachers are also very lazy and show alot of favoritism. The custodians don't do their jobs because the rooms and restrooms are filthy. The food is also terrible, you could get a better meal in jail. The girls at the school are either really ghetto, dumb, fake, or nasty. The black kids at the school act like everybody is supposed to bow down to them or act as ghetto they do. I would advise not sending your kid to Melvindale High School or attend the school yourself. If you decide to go to this school you will have the worst time of your life.

Man I hate melvindale high school !

by Fmhs777 November 13, 2011

Meindert

Often nicknamed Meinie (pronounced My-knee)
Thinks that he is very musically talented. Has excess amounts of body hair, especially on the legs. Fond of John Mayer. Wishes he was John Mayer, or at least played the guitar like him. Wishes he could date John Mayer. Likely to have a girlfriend with an Irish name. Likely to live in a place that starts with G or M. Has trouble hearing and remembering basic things, but knows the answers to the most random questions you can think of.

girl: omgg. your guitar playing is soo ah-mazzing. i'm in love with you forever.
Meindert: yes, it is. and of course you are. I'm Meinie.

girl: this one time i was camping and i wa-
Meindert: do you know the first thing said on the radio? I do.
girl: ehh, no.. as i was saying i was doi-
Meindert: It was Mary had a little lamb. hah. i win.

by TheBlondeGirllfriend April 13, 2009