Meindert

Often nicknamed Meinie (pronounced My-knee)
Thinks that he is very musically talented. Has excess amounts of body hair, especially on the legs. Fond of John Mayer. Wishes he was John Mayer, or at least played the guitar like him. Wishes he could date John Mayer. Likely to have a girlfriend with an Irish name. Likely to live in a place that starts with G or M. Has trouble hearing and remembering basic things, but knows the answers to the most random questions you can think of.

girl: omgg. your guitar playing is soo ah-mazzing. i'm in love with you forever.
Meindert: yes, it is. and of course you are. I'm Meinie.

girl: this one time i was camping and i wa-
Meindert: do you know the first thing said on the radio? I do.
girl: ehh, no.. as i was saying i was doi-
Meindert: It was Mary had a little lamb. hah. i win.

Meindert by TheBlondeGirllfriend April 13, 2009

Meindert

A word used for anything and everything for example:

- when someone is really hot, he looks like meindert

Man that's a hot girl, yeah she looks like meindert

Meindert by MarkMeme69 May 17, 2022

meanderthal 

People who wander around aimlessly and always seem to get in your way in stores and supermarkets, chatting on their cell phones and paying no attention to their surroundings.

I would have been here ten minutes earlier if I hadn't been stuck behind that meanderthal.

meanderthal by dswenson June 11, 2006

Meanderthal 

A person with nowhere to go and nothing to do who wanders the sidewalks aimlessly in a swervy, slow path that blocks the paths of people who do have somewhere to go and something to do.

I was supposed to be at the Museum of Natural History thirty minutes ago but my path was slowed and at times completely blocked by roving packs of meanderthals.

Meanderthal by mymarwit July 20, 2010

Mindert 

Able to transform normal food into the most foul smelling shit you've ever smelled.

Don't go in there. It smells like Mindert.

Mindert by GaryDrost February 22, 2010

meanderthal 

One who has difficulty determining their next course of action in traffic (sometimes going 10-20mph top speed), and, as a result, is not predictable and does not use their turn signal.

Oh my God. We're going to be late AGAIN. This guy in front of me's a fucking meanderthal.

meanderthal by Beelzebunny July 11, 2005

meanderthal 

1. n.: In tourism industry, those ones aka tourist, specially the one in hords going up and down as a pack, inside and outside shuttle buses and meanders other tourist atractions. Each one in a shoal of visitors wandering through the city center. Not always nor exclusively applied in a pejorative manner.

Those meanderthals on my way to work... I envy them!

meanderthal by meanders2001 September 9, 2011