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Used to describe a certain state of maximum drunkness
'That guy was meltae last night'
Meltae by Screido January 9, 2009
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Metaegoism 

Egoism strictly defined is the habit of valuing everything only in reference to one's personal interest. It’s a kind of selfishness and it’s opposite is altruism.

Metaegoism takes this a step further and finds a way to enshrine one’s egoism thus formalizing it. A good example of this would be to get your Urban Dictionary contributor’s name as an Urban Dictionary entry.

Jus sayin’.
In an act of total metaegoism, Mindhunter the Profiler added his Urban Dictionary contributor’s name to the Urban Dictionary. That’s some meta fo’ yo’ ass!!!!!
Meltem is a beautiful, wonderful, amazing woman who, once you meet her, you can't help but fall in love with her. At first sight. Like out of a fairy tale. She's complex and brilliant, and she challenges you in ways that you've never been challenged before. She's charismatic, alluring, and intoxicating and she makes you feel things you never felt. She is full of a lust for life that you've never felt, and exposes layers of your humanity you may have never experienced if you hadn't met her. She makes you a bigger, better person by being the biggest and best person you've ever known. She enriches your life, and literally make your life better than anyone else's just by smiling at you. Knowing Meltem is the greatest privilege and the greatest honor in life, and if you are lucky enough to know Meltem, you are blessed better than everyone else.
Guy 1 - I met the most incredible woman last night.

Guy 2 - Was her name Meltem?

Guy 1 - No, it was Sally.

Guy 2 - Then you didn't meet the most incredible woman last night.
meltem by iareskippy October 18, 2012
The prettiest, most wonderful, and adorable person you would ever get to know in your lyfe. People, if you ever meet a meltem (aka Melmel) dont ever miss out on the best time of your lyfe.
Person A: I’m so disappointed in blabla!
Person B: you should definitely call a meltem!
Meltem by Ashraff December 25, 2020

melted candle 

the way a really fat person looks when he or she sits down.
oh my god, did you see kristin when she sat down? She looks like a melted candle.
melted candle by Two ton Tess January 13, 2008

melted snowman 

When you cum in your pants and it gets over your dick, but then it goes soft.
Bro did you watch Nickelodeon last night?

Yeah, and Hannah Montana gave me a melted snowman.
melted snowman by oldusedcondom January 1, 2022
hillarious person with an awesome personality, draws nasty pictures makes me wanna pee my pants and you can deff be yourself around her...wild and crazy my meltem. and she has very pretty eyes and you should be jealous if you dont know her.EVERYBODY LOVES METLEM
did somebody say cooter? MELTEM DID!
meltem by china October 7, 2004
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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