drunkness 

1.(adj) resembling one who is intoxicated, but not actually being under the influence. Severe cases of drunkness occer generally very late at night when subjects are tired. Hallucinations are common, also feelings of euphoria and altered visions of reality. Those who are drunk are usually very creative in a very sick sort of way.

Hey!!! instead of saying "pants", pretend the english language has no 'n' and say "pamts".

Jesus fuck!! We are so damn drunk!

drunkness by Luvnuts March 4, 2003

drunkness 

When someone is to drunk to be able to speak proper English

“He is showing signs of drunkness”

drunkness by Benefits Bob June 30, 2018

Drunkness monster

When a quiet nice person turns into a raging loony when he/she is intoxicated.

Matt is usually the nicest person to be around, but he drank a bottle of jack last night and smashed a dead cat over his brothers windshield. He is such a Drunkness Monster.

Drunkness monster by gchytuvhj January 26, 2009

melatonin drunkness 

where you become so tired you become a little bit crazy

well goodnight, melatonin drunkness again.
^^ after the user said some offtopic stuff.

melatonin drunkness by 56independent May 13, 2021

Second-Hand Drunkness 

a state of intoxication where the said "drunk" person did not have a sip of alcohol but seems to be in an intoxicated state. Mostly prevalent in the Irish or Celtic people because of their inherited ability to absorb alcohol from the air, with a high enough concentration.

At the wedding, young Patrick and Bridget seemed to be drunk even though they could not possibly be. Aunt Eileen nudged her husband and said "must be the second-hand drunkness."

Second-Hand Drunkness by Bridget Boyle October 14, 2007

Second Hand Drunkness 

When you yourself are not drinking but are around people that are, and as a result their drunkedness rubs off on you.

I was hanging out with that raging whore too much that i started to feel second hand drunkness

Second Hand Drunkness by Smalls555555555 June 10, 2011

Drunkenese 

The prevailing language of Alchoholopia and its prevailing Drunken Commonwealths. Considered by many as one of the easiest to learn and most universally popular of the languages, Drunkenese is still not considered a viable language credit in most accredited instututions of higher learning.

If you are unsure whether or not a speaker of an unfamiliar language is in actuality speaking Drunkanese, look for these tell-tale signs: Excessive salivating, repeated catch phrase quoting, propensity to trail off or tell stories that never really go anywhere, horizontalness, spontaneous projectile vomiting, and a tendency to overestimate audience's level of interest in speaker.

Speakers of Drunkenese are occasionally confused with having a degenerative brain disorder.

If you are interested in learning more about Drunkenese, check out a bottle of Royal Crown from your local liquor store and study, all night if you have to.

Man 1: "Hey...thees parteee izzz tha...shiiii...uhm...hey...man I just like totally downed uhm 5 Jager shots and...Im Rick James bitch!"

Man 2: "Im sorry. I dont speak Drunkenese. Where are your pants?"

Drunkenese by Habeeb the Defiler May 28, 2005