Melonia

A hot, rockin' Mama who lives life to the fullest and is as free as the wind. You can try to corral her, but you will never succeed! She can hang with the best of them.

That woman is so Melonia.

Melonia by wudntuliketoknow2 February 7, 2010

Melona 

A feminine name that fits well for a woman that’s brave , beautiful, funny, full of life and courage. A melona can light up any room she walks in and any person to lay their eyes on a melona will be struck speechless with the beauty they have to offer in and out . She’s not one to mess with and she’s all about protecting the people she loves. This is melona a woman that’ll be down 9 times but get up 10.

Samantha - What is another way to say bright light

Jason - a melona ;)

Melona by Melonadefinition July 25, 2019

Donald and Melania 

A married couple that are rarely seen together.

“I know that they are married, but how often do you see them together? They are totally a Donald and Melania.”

Donald and Melania by TK2000 October 28, 2023

melonic 

Something that is twice as large as what you would expect it to be. Disproportionatly large. Normally used in relation to fruit, especially melons.

Wow, that watermelon is twice as big as what I would expect it to be! It truly is melonic!

That fifty foot tall statue of a cantaloup is of melonic proportions!

melonic by Andrev Jakstone October 3, 2005

Milonianism 

A religion that can find it's origins in Kimball High School in Northern California. It is the belief that the universe was created by the flying turtles of Nazareth, and that everything is Philip.

An excerpt from the gospel of the milo, a holy book of milonianism:

I am a turtle.
Anyone that tries to say otherwise can go listen to ducks.
I believe that the flying turtles of Nazareth are the creators of the universe.
Philip is everything, and everything is Philip.
Bob is the son of Philip.
Cheesecake is our holy food.
The llama is sacred.
Shrek is love.
Shrek is life.
Get outa my swamp!

Milonianism by The apostle December 9, 2013

melaniaesque 

An adjective used to describe either a comment made or an outfit worn by the woman who is now married to the Grabber in Chief.

My friend’s dismissive comments about her ex-husband who is also a sad and over-inflated windbag are nothing less than Melaniaesque!

melaniaesque by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2020

Melania

Melania is a wonderful and beautiful person. She loves laughing and making people laugh. At first she might be shy but once you get to know her shell be one of the most important people in your life. She is such a good friend and will always be there for you. She's very picky with men , so if you end up with a Melania you're are one lucky guy ! Love Melanias and care for them and never make them feel left out (they can be hurt easily since they tend to overthink too much)

Damn Melania looks hot today

Melania by Harryybridge94 June 24, 2014