Melonian 

A person with a particularly round head. Usually very big and circular. Named after its resemblance to the melon. Nicknamed a Melon Head.

Yeah, that Melonian has such a round. She probably came from a family of Melon Heads.

Melonian by AznPersuazn September 9, 2010

Melonia

A hot, rockin' Mama who lives life to the fullest and is as free as the wind. You can try to corral her, but you will never succeed! She can hang with the best of them.

That woman is so Melonia.

Melonia by wudntuliketoknow2 February 7, 2010

Milonianism 

A religion that can find it's origins in Kimball High School in Northern California. It is the belief that the universe was created by the flying turtles of Nazareth, and that everything is Philip.

An excerpt from the gospel of the milo, a holy book of milonianism:

I am a turtle.
Anyone that tries to say otherwise can go listen to ducks.
I believe that the flying turtles of Nazareth are the creators of the universe.
Philip is everything, and everything is Philip.
Bob is the son of Philip.
Cheesecake is our holy food.
The llama is sacred.
Shrek is love.
Shrek is life.
Get outa my swamp!

Milonianism by The apostle December 9, 2013

Melonwank 

Another word for a very stupid person or an idiot.

"You're such a melonwank"

Melonwank by JYKL July 10, 2009

melonmaniac 

One who has mania for melons

"Bro, you're a melonmaniac."
"Yeah, cause I hoard watermelons."

melonmaniac by Myst Doge March 2, 2021

melonpan 

needs help

This melonpan guy needs help

melonpan by IytDPtAtHBxh November 29, 2016

Melonman 

A melon man is someone who likes melons a lot and eats melons.

Hey, look at Tim he's definitely a melonman.

Melonman by Totallynotamelon October 13, 2021