Mellytons 

Dangerously large breasts, origin melons weighed in tons. May also be a fruit.

Damn bro, Last night I was nearly smothered by that girls mellytons

Mellytons by Telemachus419 April 7, 2019

Tissue-mellons 

'Tissue-mellons' is a phenomenon generally recoursed by small breasted girls with insufficient capital to undergo a breast cosmetic surgery. Such girls, striving to boost their self-confidence, wad layers of tissue paper in the bra until a form of cleavage is somewhat contrived. More often than not, this practice ends up exacerbating the whole situation. This is beacuse when the tissue-melloned female proceeds to carnal knowledge, the man's first reactions at the bare pigeon-tits, may have considerable negative effects on the self-esteem of the former - possibly goading the girl to add more tissue-paper the next time she goes out. The 'tissue-mellons' is a vicious cycle.

Example 1
Mary: Hurry up the taxi is here! The party starts in 15 minutes!
Sue: Fuck! Why are we out of toilet paper on a Saturday night?!
Mary: Come on let's go! You can tissue-mellons your boobs later!
Sue: fucking tits!!

Example 2
John: did you bang that chick yesterday?
Peter: yeah dude. I took her to my place and guess what?! She was tissue-melloned! But I fucked her anyways.

Tissue-mellons by The Malteser. October 2, 2016

Mellons

A term to refer to Bostonians with celiac's disease who crave being with gay twinks.

Watch out for those drunk Mellons over there. They may try to make you their bottoms!

Mellons by Head Kelly March 31, 2009

mellons

Large womans frontage; mammary glands for the purpose of milk produce for new born child. Alternatively great for sucking and squeezing!

Get a load of her Mellons, they're huge!

mellons by Ponk June 19, 2005

rib mellons 

Slang for a woman with appealing and large breasts.

Man, did you see the rib mellons on that chick?

rib mellons by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006

mellons

used in a stoner culture and is derived from the word mellow.

it means that someone agrees with what is being said, or thinks its a good idea or that it was awesome

Stoner 1: "I got so high yesterday and then ate the dankest chocolate chip cookies"

Stoner 2 replies: "Mellons, that sounds like a good time."

mellons by nlamb March 8, 2010

mellymunster 

This cute girl from brisbane and takes good photos.

"I saw mellymunster in the city the other day"
"really?"
"shes tiny as"

mellymunster by L0LZemilyy May 22, 2008