gooficus maximus

Faux latin to describe a situation that has become goofy to the maximum extent.

Dude, when Vander wore that underwear on his head at the party, that was totaly gooficus maximus.

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heinous with gayness

A thing or situation that heinously lame and annoying.

We took the afternoon off to make the appointment, but they canceled as we showed up. That is just heinous with gayness.

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An absolutely frustrating person that does not rise to the level of a beating or actual profanity. A term of annoyance or disgust.

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A large obese liberal idiot, who looks remarkably like a frumpy middle-aged lesbian.

Wow, is that an ugly, frumpy, fat, middle-aged woman, or is that Michael Moore?

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A woman so evil, cruel, and kniving that she is both a bitch and a witch.

Patty not only broke Jill and Ben up, she stole Ben and destroyed Jill's credit rating. What a Bitch Witch.

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Slang for Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) the Colonel has been dead for years, thus you are eating chicken from a dead guy.

I needed something quick for lunch, so I stopped in for some dead guy's chicken.

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Wendy's, as Dave, the owner and founder of Wendy's is dead.

Everyplace was closed, and I was hungry, but Dead Dave's Burgers are always open late.

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