Meitea 

Meitea is the best place to have a little chat or relax. Meitea is where you can have delicious drinks or even little snacks. They are famous for their bubble teas and specials such as “Coco Mango“. Not to forget to mention their homemade spongecake.

The team is just so sweet. They help you with your order and try to create the best bubble tea experience you can ever have. They are funny, kind and always there for you.

Meitea just brightens up your day.

Person 1:„Heute MeiTea?“

Person 2:„Safeeee“

Person 1:„Heute ist einfach ein Scheißtag!“ Person 2„Komm wir gehen zu Meitea

Meitea by NotMeiTealol November 22, 2021

meitantei 

Japanese term meaning great detective

I love watching Meitantei Konan.

meitantei by Conan-kun November 5, 2015

Meital 

A girl who understands what is going on inside your head; she is beautiful and has a fun personality; Meital is very protective of the people that she is close to and is there for them whenever she can; has very big eyes

"IS THAT MEITAL!!!....... i lauv her sm -_-"

Meital by goth coot September 24, 2020

Metea Valley High School 

A high school that refuses to create a bass fishing team. Even though all the district 203 schools have bass fishing teams and it is an IHSA sport.

Phil: Hey did you hear that bass fishing is an IHSA sport?

Dave: Yeah, 199 schools in the state have a team!

Phil: Why doesn't Metea Valley High School have a team?

Dave: Because Metea is fucking gay!

Phil: Hell yeah! Metea is gay as fuck!

Metea Valley High School by bassmaster6969696969 January 27, 2013

Metea Valley High School 

Metea Valley High School is a place where most hate to be. There are deffinetly some cool teachers, but the rules make no sense.

RULES THAT DO NOT MAKE SENSE

Dean: "You're not allowed to play hackey sack during lunch!"

Student: "But why not?"

Dean: "Because we have problems with kids smoking and drinking in the bathrooms"

Student: "?"

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WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS (dont pay attention to the other deffinition's examples, this happens so much there is a facebook page for it)

Student not going to Metea: "What school do you go to?"

Student going to Metea: "Metea :("

Student not going to Metea: "aww that sucks"

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MORE RULES THAT DO NOT MAKE SENSE

(Student is lightly tapping on the locker bank with his hands, making a "drum beat")

Dean: "HEY! You may NOT tap on the locker bank!"

Kid: "Why?"

Dean: "Because you're going to break it!"

Kid: -_-

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Metea Valley High School at its finest

Metea Valley High School by jimmy67483 August 24, 2011

You know you go to Metea Valley when 

a school where there are too many rules and just suck period!! mostly everyone that goes to this school hates it! the teachers, hall monitors and even librarians take their jobs waaay to seriously! this school sucks...

You know you go to Metea Valley when

1. you have gotten PDAed at least 3 times for the dumbest shit
2. you are taller than the lockers
3. your siblings are older than the teachers at the school
4. you've spent a class period sitting in smiths class when you've never had him as a teacher
5. you've gotten sent back to class for not having a pass multiple times in one day
6. you have tried to sneak around Mr. Gordan to get to the vending machines
7. you know more than 3 pot dealers
8. you have come to school high or drunk
9. you laughed when sydney degan fell in a cheer routine
10. you got dress coded for a completely appropriate outfit
11. you sat in the office for over 2 class periods because you were dress coded
12. you freeked out when mushu the snake was stolen/escaped from smiths first semester
13. you've gave/got head more than 3 times in a week
14. you went to at least one epic drinking party during the year
15. you've stolen food and gotten away with it
16. you live 45 min away from the school
17. your middle school split to go to metea
18. you are a sophomore or freshmen
19. you hate your school
20. you have never gone to a football game or sporting event

You know you go to Metea Valley when by mcwccr May 18, 2010

meita

n. - Cum (portuguese). Same as gosma, esporra, molho (azorean portuguese slang.)

A gaja tinha meita espalhada pela cara. - The bitch had cum all over her face.

meita by Marquis de Carabas September 9, 2004