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weisenheimer

Another word for smart-ass, smart-aleck, wise-ass, wiseacre.
Stop being such a weisenheimer.
weisenheimer by knsweber November 5, 2008

Misenheimer

guy 1 "i like peanut butter and jelly. teehee"
guy 2 "no one cares. you are such a Misenheimer"
Misenheimer by animenese February 20, 2009

weisenheimery 

To act like weisenheimers, smart alecks, nuggets
I pulled up to McDonald's for some weisenheimery.
weisenheimery by EFizz February 10, 2010

Meinheimer 

A Meinheimer is a bowel movement executed in either a public or shared restroom that is so vile it can only be explained as a fecal holocaust. To qualify as a Meinheimer, one must not only defile the porcelain, the walls and the floor, but the odor must be so foul that it is like getting punched in the face by Mike Tyson in his prime when you enter the restroom and breathe it in. The resulting splatter is characterized by corn, cabbage, nuts and the remnants of a horrific diet. Furthermore, there has been no attempt to either hide the carnage or the stench. Known to induce immediate and profound cases of Tourrete's syndrome in its victims, this abomination was named for Dr. Albert S. Meinheimer of the Nake Gun 2 1/2 film, played by actor Richard Griffiths. A Quantum Meinheimer occurs when one executes this in multiple bathrooms within the same building in a short span of time, thus ruining the lives of all in the vicinity.
"Holy shit! David Meinheimered the first floor bathroom"
"Wrong, he got the second floor as well. That fucker Quantum Meinheimered us!"
Meinheimer by Dr MeinHeimer July 30, 2021

misenhimer 

One of a homosexually clan, originating in Southeast Germany usually of rich standings but in few cases having of a small house and greasy air. Usually run by a mean dictator who provides no end to meaningless chores
Man those Misenhimer's that just moved in sure do smell like grease and butt sex.
misenhimer by Prof. Jeebus December 25, 2007
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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