peanut butter and jelly

The most amazing thing.

1/4 cup"Jiff" Peanut butter.
2 slices Cheap White bread.
1/4 cup "Smuckers" Any flavored jelly.

Bombdiggity.

"bubble bubble bubbly"

-Inhale

"keep it goin, keep it goin, its still cherried!"

Exhale-

"Dude, I'm hungry.."

"Peanut Butter and Jelly??"

"hahaha, yeah."

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
mmmmmmmm.

by aadiercks April 15, 2008

peanut butter and jelly

Nevada brothel slang language describing a mixed two some. Sex with an asian and a redhead at the same time

I'm so horny I'm going to have peanut butter and jelly.

by M daBoss March 20, 2015

peanut butter and jelly

An American Jihadist colloquial code term for explosives training.

the name peanut butter and jelly, from a secular standpoint, would make sense when one compares amateurish home explosives making, I.e. chemical mixing, with amateurish incompetent home cooking, I.e. ingredient mixing. However, in a Jihad context, the FBI should learn what the term means.

by Sexydimma June 3, 2015

peanut butter and jelly

two people who are gonna be "forever"... like peanut and jelly...

"we are like peanut butter and jelly

by Layla A. April 18, 2008

peanut butter and jelly

a nice car that has tan interior and purple grape exterior

my car is candy purple(jelly0 and tan(butter) on the inside
so its peanut butter and jelly

by courtlandjimerson April 21, 2008

peanut butter and jelly

A form of diarrhea that is divided evenly between runny, light brown hued shit, and bloody mucous which, in the correct proportions, produce a substance that is near identical in all but taste and smell to the inside of a toasted peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Peanut butter and jellies are sneaky, disguising themselves as an innocent fart until it's too late. This covert shit often creates an asscrack which is absolutely overflowing in this shit/blood combination, aptly nicknamed a "peanut butter and jelly sandwich".

Peanut Butter and Jelly emits a stench so foul that direct inhalation may cause extensive nerve and spinal damage and, in rare cases, may lead to compulsive vomiting in the presence of actual toasted peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Exercise extreme caution when dealing with a PB&J, and make sure to wear safety goggles at all times.

Yeah sorry I couldn't make it last night. I had a nasty Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich and was up into the wee hours of the morning cleaning up.

by Reginald Vasquzz January 5, 2011

peanut butter and jelly

When a man takes a laxative and then poops diarrhea into a womans vagina while she is on her period, and then has sex with her.

Man -Hey, Im gonna peanut butter and jelly you.
Woman -Cool

by Daeric May 7, 2008