A Meinheimer is a bowel movement executed in either a public or shared restroom that is so vile it can only be explained as a fecal holocaust. To qualify as a Meinheimer, one must not only defile the porcelain, the walls and the floor, but the odor must be so foul that it is like getting punched in the face by Mike Tyson in his prime when you enter the restroom and breathe it in. The resulting splatter is characterized by corn, cabbage, nuts and the remnants of a horrific diet. Furthermore, there has been no attempt to either hide the carnage or the stench. Known to induce immediate and profound cases of Tourrete's syndrome in its victims, this abomination was named for Dr. Albert S. Meinheimer of the Nake Gun 2 1/2 film, played by actor Richard Griffiths. A Quantum Meinheimer occurs when one executes this in multiple bathrooms within the same building in a short span of time, thus ruining the lives of all in the vicinity.
"Holy shit! David Meinheimered the first floor bathroom"
"Wrong, he got the second floor as well. That fucker Quantum Meinheimered us!"
"Wrong, he got the second floor as well. That fucker Quantum Meinheimered us!"
by Dr MeinHeimer July 30, 2021
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In order to Avoid mental anguish, a loyal fan of the NY Mets must employ METSheimers.
John: Hey, remember when the Mets lost 10-2 last year?
Mike: No i think my METSheimers kicked in.
John: Your so lucky, i haven't been diagnosed yet.
John: Hey, remember when the Mets lost 10-2 last year?
Mike: No i think my METSheimers kicked in.
John: Your so lucky, i haven't been diagnosed yet.
by Jayzee123 September 30, 2012
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A mental deterioration in the male brain that can occur at any time when a man tries to recall things a lady likes or needs, this may be due to generalized degeneration of the brain maybe he’s born with it. It is the most common cause of premature senility.
Me : Every time I ask my dad for a cherry Pepsi he leaves and comes back with a cherry coke.
Friend: that’s because your dad has manheimers.
Friend: that’s because your dad has manheimers.
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