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reinheimer by stahmannhater May 30, 2022
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Meinheimer
A Meinheimer is a bowel movement executed in either a public or shared restroom that is so vile it can only be explained as a fecal holocaust. To qualify as a Meinheimer, one must not only defile the porcelain, the walls and the floor, but the odor must be so foul that it is like getting punched in the face by Mike Tyson in his prime when you enter the restroom and breathe it in. The resulting splatter is characterized by corn, cabbage, nuts and the remnants of a horrific diet. Furthermore, there has been no attempt to either hide the carnage or the stench. Known to induce immediate and profound cases of Tourrete's syndrome in its victims, this abomination was named for Dr. Albert S. Meinheimer of the Nake Gun 2 1/2 film, played by actor Richard Griffiths. A Quantum Meinheimer occurs when one executes this in multiple bathrooms within the same building in a short span of time, thus ruining the lives of all in the vicinity.
"Holy shit! David Meinheimered the first floor bathroom"
"Wrong, he got the second floor as well. That fucker Quantum Meinheimered us!"
"Wrong, he got the second floor as well. That fucker Quantum Meinheimered us!"
Meinheimer by Dr MeinHeimer July 30, 2021
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Rheinheimer
"to rheinheimer" is to absolutely mess something up while klugscheissing about how everyone else is incompetent.
Rheinheimer by DeinFater September 19, 2018
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable