METSheimers

A disease that afflicts only Mets fans. It is the only means of survival for many fans as it wipes their memory clean from the disastrous past season.

In order to Avoid mental anguish, a loyal fan of the NY Mets must employ METSheimers.

John: Hey, remember when the Mets lost 10-2 last year?
Mike: No i think my METSheimers kicked in.
John: Your so lucky, i haven't been diagnosed yet.

METSheimers by Jayzee123 September 30, 2012

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methsiemers

Methsiemers; (pron.; meth-Simers)
1) A abnormally early onset of significant memory loss, both short and long term.
2) special memories of needless flailboxing.

Dude, where the hell did I put my other sock? I just had it a minute ago...?
Ohh bro, I'm pretty sure that's the methsiemers starting... You need to put that pipe down homie...(shakes head)

methsiemers by METH HEAD STEVE February 28, 2021

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methzeimers

A condition brought on rapidly after smoking a bowl full of dope which causes the person to forget within minutes where they've set things, activities currently in progress, and names of people they've known for years.

Amber: Where are the car keys?

Rodney: I don't know where i put them... I swear I just had them.

Amber: You just walked in the door! Your methzeimers has really kicked in today!

methzeimers by Methany Marie Botwin January 8, 2023

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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