METSheimers

A disease that afflicts only Mets fans. It is the only means of survival for many fans as it wipes their memory clean from the disastrous past season.

In order to Avoid mental anguish, a loyal fan of the NY Mets must employ METSheimers.

John: Hey, remember when the Mets lost 10-2 last year?
Mike: No i think my METSheimers kicked in.
John: Your so lucky, i haven't been diagnosed yet.

METSheimers by Jayzee123 September 30, 2012

methsiemers

Methsiemers; (pron.; meth-Simers)
1) A abnormally early onset of significant memory loss, both short and long term.
2) special memories of needless flailboxing.

Dude, where the hell did I put my other sock? I just had it a minute ago...?
Ohh bro, I'm pretty sure that's the methsiemers starting... You need to put that pipe down homie...(shakes head)

methsiemers by METH HEAD STEVE February 28, 2021

methzeimers 

A condition brought on rapidly after smoking a bowl full of dope which causes the person to forget within minutes where they've set things, activities currently in progress, and names of people they've known for years.

Amber: Where are the car keys?

Rodney: I don't know where i put them... I swear I just had them.

Amber: You just walked in the door! Your methzeimers has really kicked in today!

methzeimers by Methany Marie Botwin January 8, 2023