celtics 

slang term for marijuana, originated in eastern MA. the celtics symbol, a green clover, is somewhat similar to the marijuana leaf, so there... when making a deal for some green, you say you want some celtics tix, the dealers then says a row number (price) and seat (amount in grams or fractions of an ounce, you decide)
other vocab:
bruins-cocaine
red sox-meth
revolution-heroine

Johnny Pothead: Hey man, I need some celtics tix. U got any??
Carlos Sanchez: Sure, manggg. I got tix for row 60 seat 3.

Oblivious Mother: Hey Craig! I've got some celtics tickets for tonight, you wanna go?
Closet Green User: Teehee, sure mom! LOLZ!

Celtics Coach Doc Rivers: Well, here you go Paul Pierce, here's all the celtics tickets you ordered....
Celtics Captain Paul Pierce: No, dumbass! Not THOSE celtics tickets!!

celtics by green avenger May 18, 2006

celtics 

a team that has everybody on it and now that they winning every1 on they dick

i like the celtics because they are winning now..ive always been a fan(usualluy a lie cuz they always sucked mad dick)

celtics by Johnny mateo June 13, 2008

Celtics 

The Best Team In the NBA that all people from west coast hate because they beat the lakers in the 2008 finals.

"The Celtics Shit on the lakers all day"

Celtics by OrangeKush September 30, 2008

celtics snapback 

THe only snapback people shouldnt wear because it looks stupid.

That boy made a huge mistake buying a celtics snapback.

celtics snapback by BallerPimp November 29, 2011

Celtics Shaq 

When someone calls you a bitch lasagna in 2020s onward

Jave: You're a bitch lasagna
Me: Celtics Shaq moment

Celtics Shaq by Valkyrae Pantyhose Pics January 19, 2024

Shaq Celtics era

When someone or someone that was once special ends up being a shell of its former self and washed up

“ king Bach has been doing the same jokes for years, he’s in his shaq Celtics era!”

Shaq Celtics era by Ojshrimpson August 31, 2023

Boston Celtics 

A giant bandwagon that everyone started joining during the 2007-08 season.

It really sucks for me that a bunch idiots like the Boston Celtics when they do good. I liked them even when they sucked.

Boston Celtics by Jerk6969 April 5, 2009