Mehdick

Pronounced "Medic", noun or adj.
An unremarkable human penis of average size, girth and shape.

A boring cock, also known as a stockcock.

Jill: Look at all those guys at the club! I'm getting laid for sure tonite!
Julie: Hopefully you won't end up with a mehdick!
Jill: Yeah, those stockcocks bore me!
Julie: Me too, John was a master of mehdicking me. That's why I broke up with him.
Jill: Girl, you bad...
Julie: I know girl.
Jill: Tee Hee.

by The Sexologist September 12, 2022

merdick

1. merman's dick
2. dick of a merman

"suck my merdick bitch" - said the merman to the hoes by the pool

by the grainmaker March 15, 2008

MEEDICK

One who Acts as a "Dick" by either being a snitch or just being a complete bitch. ANd or but not limited to hard to jam with, throw paloozas with, and eat lunch with

" Hey John your a complete meedick for vetoeing that map!"
" Hey John your a complete meedick for telling on Jamie!"

by D P M J A K C November 5, 2007

Medick

In class-based FPS games such as Battlefield 2 or Enemy Territory: Quake Wars, a medick is a player who would rather charge into an enemy squad alone, try to heal himself, and get blown away instead of reviving you so the two of you might actually stand a chance at taking them out.

Medicks often exhibit tunnel vision (whut HUD?), selective deafness (lalala i catn hrea u!!), and delusions of grandeur (I R TEH 1337!!!11) which often lead to their timely demise. And if that fails, well, you can always teamkill them. I like to play Medick Baseball by ramming them with a Jeep and seeing how far they fly.

Medicks are often confused with Medics, players who actually understand that their primary role should be to support their teammates.

Hey guys, I think there's about four of them holed up in front of the flag. One of them's a Spec Ops - CRAP, where'd that nade come from?

Oh, good, here comes a medic. Hey, get me up, buddy, and we'll hit them round the back. Where are you going? I just told you they're watching the front! That Spec Ops probably laid out C4! Do you think dropping a med pack is going to-

*BOOM*

...I hate medicks.

by 1cewolf January 1, 2010

Medick's Madhouse

The best server to play First Person Shooters on.

Legendary.

Only the best gamers swell on that server.

Hey man, you hear about the new #1 BF3 server in the world?

Nah, what about it?

Medick's Madhouse, IT'S FUCKING AWESOME! Sanity optional.

by Azuron December 9, 2011

methdick

An erection that is incabable of becoming limp, even after ejaculation due to the use of meth.

I came three times, but couldn't get rid of that methdick last night.

by Papawood December 8, 2003

mendickhunt

Practicing buggery with religious fervour.

A person who receives funds for buggery.

A pauper who lives by charging for buggery.

She lost her job, ran out of money, and and had to hit the streets, now, to survive, she's totally mendickhunt.


He's off to the common for a mid-night dalliance, the mendickhunt fool.

by bobobo12345 April 18, 2009