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meth dick
Often occurs after a big night on Methamphetamines or MDMA (ecstasy). The size of your penis will shrink to a childlike state (<5yrs) after excessive consumption of either of the stated stimulants/substances.
Don't worry, it will return to normal size within the next few days; the length of time probably depending on how much of the drug you have taken.
Don't worry, it will return to normal size within the next few days; the length of time probably depending on how much of the drug you have taken.
"Fuck, I can't show her this--I feel like a toddler when I look in the mirror. I got meth dick bad."
meth dick by Mojo Rising September 29, 2006
meth dick
Often occurs after a big night on Methamphetamines or MDMA (ecstasy). The size of your penis will shrink to a childlike state (<5yrs) after excessive consumption of either of the stated stimulants/substances.
Don't worry, it will return to normal size within the next few days; the length of time probably depending on how much of the drug you have taken.
Don't worry, it will return to normal size within the next few days; the length of time probably depending on how much of the drug you have taken.
"Fuck, I can't show her this--I feel like a toddler when I look in the mirror. I got meth dick bad."
meth dick by Supergroovalisticprosifunkstication September 22, 2008
da meth-dick violence
penile tissue damage resulting from an inability to accept the limitations of short-term drug-induced erectile dysfunction; trying to push a wet noodle into what is, more than likely, a dry socket
Blaine's rough handling of his unwilling member resulted in the worst case of da meth-dick violence he had ever experienced.
da meth-dick violence by Casa Trapp November 28, 2017
Mehdick
Pronounced "Medic", noun or adj.
An unremarkable human penis of average size, girth and shape.
A boring cock, also known as a stockcock.
An unremarkable human penis of average size, girth and shape.
A boring cock, also known as a stockcock.
Jill: Look at all those guys at the club! I'm getting laid for sure tonite!
Julie: Hopefully you won't end up with a mehdick!
Jill: Yeah, those stockcocks bore me!
Julie: Me too, John was a master of mehdicking me. That's why I broke up with him.
Jill: Girl, you bad...
Julie: I know girl.
Jill: Tee Hee.
Julie: Hopefully you won't end up with a mehdick!
Jill: Yeah, those stockcocks bore me!
Julie: Me too, John was a master of mehdicking me. That's why I broke up with him.
Jill: Girl, you bad...
Julie: I know girl.
Jill: Tee Hee.
Mehdick by The Sexologist September 12, 2022
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