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Often occurs after a big night on Methamphetamines or MDMA (ecstasy). The size of your penis will shrink to a childlike state (<5yrs) after excessive consumption of either of the stated stimulants/substances.
Don't worry, it will return to normal size within the next few days; the length of time probably depending on how much of the drug you have taken.
Don't worry, it will return to normal size within the next few days; the length of time probably depending on how much of the drug you have taken.
"Fuck, I can't show her this--I feel like a toddler when I look in the mirror. I got meth dick bad."
meth dick by Mojo Rising September 29, 2006
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meth dick
Often occurs after a big night on Methamphetamines or MDMA (ecstasy). The size of your penis will shrink to a childlike state (<5yrs) after excessive consumption of either of the stated stimulants/substances.
Don't worry, it will return to normal size within the next few days; the length of time probably depending on how much of the drug you have taken.
Don't worry, it will return to normal size within the next few days; the length of time probably depending on how much of the drug you have taken.
"Fuck, I can't show her this--I feel like a toddler when I look in the mirror. I got meth dick bad."
meth dick by Supergroovalisticprosifunkstication September 22, 2008
methydick
When you sniff or bomb so much methodrone that you dick actually becomes extinct, or you cant even grab any gurf!
Heavy night last night on the meth, got home tried to find my piece and it werent there man, serious case of methydick guys!
da meth-dick violence
penile tissue damage resulting from an inability to accept the limitations of short-term drug-induced erectile dysfunction; trying to push a wet noodle into what is, more than likely, a dry socket
Blaine's rough handling of his unwilling member resulted in the worst case of da meth-dick violence he had ever experienced.
da meth-dick violence by Casa Trapp November 28, 2017
Mehdick
Pronounced "Medic", noun or adj.
An unremarkable human penis of average size, girth and shape.
A boring cock, also known as a stockcock.
An unremarkable human penis of average size, girth and shape.
A boring cock, also known as a stockcock.
Jill: Look at all those guys at the club! I'm getting laid for sure tonite!
Julie: Hopefully you won't end up with a mehdick!
Jill: Yeah, those stockcocks bore me!
Julie: Me too, John was a master of mehdicking me. That's why I broke up with him.
Jill: Girl, you bad...
Julie: I know girl.
Jill: Tee Hee.
Julie: Hopefully you won't end up with a mehdick!
Jill: Yeah, those stockcocks bore me!
Julie: Me too, John was a master of mehdicking me. That's why I broke up with him.
Jill: Girl, you bad...
Julie: I know girl.
Jill: Tee Hee.
Mehdick by The Sexologist September 12, 2022