Megaphile

Prolific Sex Offender, usually with more than ten conquest's

"Gary Glitter aka Paul Gadd is a convicted Megaphile"

by Dr Olla Cholla May 30, 2006

Phantom of the Megaplex

Is Kathleen's.

Girl #1: "Let's go talk to Phantom of the Megaplex."
Girl #2: "No no, he's Kathleen's."

by Sarah Lee Simmons January 22, 2009

mermaphile

A sexual fetish involving a fascination with mermaids often to the point of being borderline erotic; a mermaphile
2. one who is sexually fixated on mermaid related paraphernalia i.e. costumes, drawings books poems, styles, clothing, etc.
3. A variation of aquaphilia where said person will have sex in pools, lakes, rivers or any large body of water.

Ariel: my boyfriend is such a mermaphile,ever since I told him my name, he won't have sex with me unless I dress up in a mermaid's tail!

by darkninja443 June 30, 2011

megaphone life

A term to describe the compulsive behavior of putting everything you do “on blast” such as on FB, Instagram, tweeting, blogging and the like.

It eventually became clear to all of her friends and followers that she was living the megaphone life to obscure the fact that her life was in truth, completely empty.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020

megachilling

the act of megachilling first requires one having an extra large cup labeled "mega chill", which can be found at select supermarkets and gas stations. One must then fill this cup with any assortment of strong liquors and/or fruity alcoholic mixtures that the individual in question desires, after which, one may casually pass the day in intervals of drinking and relaxation poolside. If possible, the megachill cup must be used in the water as the individual in question floats on an inter-tube or in any relaxed, floating, semi-conscious state. The goal of this exercise is give purpose to day drinking in a semi-alcoholic fashion, thereby relieved the participate of any worry or guilt in their indulgence of liquor before noon. Megachilling is also known to be an excellent cure for hangovers.

I was going to go to work today, but Lucy, Susan, Beth and I decided to spend our day megachilling so that we could drink with the purpose of getting tan.

by megachiller July 15, 2010

mechaphile

Individual with a fetish for machines. Typically desiring some form of sexual congress with machines. Either very specific machines or very wide ranging in tastes.

Schlessinger published his story-showing his wide range of tastes.

The commonest is a love of vehicles-cars, motorbikes, trucks in particular. Boats and other variations can be found appealing too.

Other mechaphiles go for working engines, power tools and similiar.

A wide variety of sexual techniques can be employed. One mechaphile (me) has a manual on how to make love to a car or other vehicle, for example. There are also groups on yahoo for the same fetishes.

autophile is referred to, however is incorrect.

Myself as the author-I'm a vehicle mechaphile, specifically cars, bikes, boats, trucks. I've a number of sites and featured in the Sun, March 2007.

by Karnautrahl December 1, 2007

Megaphore

A unique term to describe humorous or obscene uses of metaphors and similes. Not like the literature heavy, dull and archaic everyday metaphors and similes in novels, newspapers and articles - a Megaphore is specially crafted to amuse, amaze or offend and can reference anything from current events to celebrities.

That Megaphore was so funny it almost made me forget to take my annual shit on Jade Goody's coffin.

That Megaphore was so obscene it put me off my planned munging trip.

That Megaphore was so brilliant I felt like I'd been given a rusty trombone by an angel.

by lorddaaave March 23, 2011