Gadd

An object that has become lodged in ones anus

Oh no, I have another gadd. Off to the hospital I go.

by Wayne S. Thompson January 4, 2011

Gadd

A person who possesses little or no social skills. They are bigoted and prone to aggressive outbursts and tantrums. They are highly critical and gain much joy from pointing out people's weaknesses. They believe they are intelligent, yet due to their stubbornness they fail to see when they have made a mistake and will fight their argument through little sense but much noise.

If someone is being rude, aggressive or petty you may hear someone else advise, "Ignore him, he's a gadd."

Can be used as an adjective when someone is being critical and insesitive; "Stop being so gaddish."

by Mal de Fées December 7, 2012

GADD

Guy Attention Deficit Disorder, basically, when a girl can't keep her interest in one/concentrate on one guy.

She's got GADD so bad, three boyfriends isn't enough

by Jess Rodchester November 8, 2004

GADD

Greatest Archtype Demonstrated Divinely! Formerly; God!

When a GADD enters any Cipher the atmosphere is elevated instantly, self sustaining solutions are created deployed globally!

by M.SUM December 7, 2021

Gadd Time

The time between when Gadd_Gaming says he is coming online and when he's actually online

Shaun: is anybody going to be online soon?
Gadd_Gaming: I'll be on after dinner
Shaun: It seems that Gadd Time has commenced

by GRT_Hooligan February 5, 2023

Gadd Sexual

someone who is sexually attracted to doctor E-Gadd

"Are you straight?"
"No, i am Gadd Sexual"
"Do you have a mental illness or are you just like that"
"The latter"
"That's peak bro"

by PistonKriston March 23, 2025

Alex Gadd

An amazing person who has problems with mixing Sex and Bacon after getting burnt.. #shitalexgaddsays

girl 1: 'I met this amazing guy last night, his name was Alex Gadd we had an amazing time until he got out the frying pan and started cooking bacon and burnt my back!'

girl 2: 'oh my god no way!'

girl 1: 'he also said he wants to get love, hate tattooed on his knuckles and then dip his genitals in marmite so he can say "Marmite you either love it or you hate it!"'

girl 2: ' #shitalexgaddsays '

by NotAsAnonAsIThought May 22, 2013