girl 1: 'I met this amazing guy last night, his
name was Alex Gadd we had an amazing
time until he got out the frying pan and started cooking bacon and burnt my back!'
girl 2: 'oh my god no way!'
girl 1: 'he also said he wants to get
love, hate tattooed on his knuckles and then dip his genitals in marmite so he can say "Marmite you either love it or you hate it!"'
girl 2: ' #shitalexgaddsays '