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meditarded 

When you accidentally overdo it, cannabinoid-wise.
"Holy cocksucker...I was just trying to get rid of my fucking migraine and lower back so I could sleep.... now, my shit feels great, but I accidentally got myself meditarded"
meditarded by Skinny_Phat February 21, 2019

mediterranean back 

A back injury faked for the purpose of obtaining worker's compensation or time off work on full pay. Italian migrants to Australia following WW 2 were notorious for suffering from this disease.
He's bludging, only got mediterranean back.
mediterranean back by milano88 January 27, 2009

Mediterranean leg tits 

slang for testicles, because they can be tan and hairy
Oh christ I was just kicked in the mediterranean leg tits!

Mediterranean Penis

A long and spicy sausage that is able to be received by the children of christ.
Robert Coomer, Prepare to receive my cum spliced Mediterranean Penis, OOHH OHHHHHHO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH owo

Mediterranean Hammock 

When someone who does not partake in lower body grooming can braid the genital and anal hairs together in a mini hammock.
After quarantine, Mikey’s ball hair was so long he was finally able to make a Mediterranean hammock.

Mediterranean Broom 

A method of removing leaves and debris from driveways, footpaths etc. using a garden hose. Favoured by older Italian and Greek men in the western suburbs of Sydney.
Despite water restrictions being enforced, Stavros cleaned up his conrete front yard with the Mediterranean Broom.
Mediterranean Broom by Daveyyyy10 December 6, 2011