Meditoriane

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A person who feels unphased by the world, numb to everything but feeling everything. The person usually feels as if space and the cosmos are speeding by their eyes, as if infinite knowledge and power is being granted to them. It usually feels as if someone is lost in space. The person feeling Meditoriane is usually a normal person who hungers with ambition.

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I'm feeling Meditoriane today.

Meditoriane by Meditoria November 27, 2022

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mediterranean back

A back injury faked for the purpose of obtaining worker's compensation or time off work on full pay. Italian migrants to Australia following WW 2 were notorious for suffering from this disease.

He's bludging, only got mediterranean back.

mediterranean back by milano88 January 27, 2009

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Mediterranean leg tits

slang for testicles, because they can be tan and hairy

Oh christ I was just kicked in the mediterranean leg tits!

Mediterranean leg tits by FernandioMustachio April 21, 2010

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Mediterranean Penis

A long and spicy sausage that is able to be received by the children of christ.

Robert Coomer, Prepare to receive my cum spliced Mediterranean Penis, OOHH OHHHHHHO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH owo

Mediterranean Penis by Mr. "REEEEE" Johnson May 23, 2020

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Mediterranean Hammock

When someone who does not partake in lower body grooming can braid the genital and anal hairs together in a mini hammock.

After quarantine, Mikey’s ball hair was so long he was finally able to make a Mediterranean hammock.

Mediterranean Hammock by KSLeo June 7, 2020

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Mediterranean Broom

A method of removing leaves and debris from driveways, footpaths etc. using a garden hose. Favoured by older Italian and Greek men in the western suburbs of Sydney.

Despite water restrictions being enforced, Stavros cleaned up his conrete front yard with the Mediterranean Broom.

Mediterranean Broom by Daveyyyy10 December 6, 2011

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mediterranean meat hook

When a girl is riding her guy, he takes his index finger and shapes it into a hook. He then inserts it into her anus and lifts her up off of him.

Last night I gave your mom a mediterranean meat hook.

mediterranean meat hook by Razor Train March 10, 2009

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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