Meditbating 

Trying to meditate but ending up masturbating instead.

Marc tried to meditate but all he could think about was boobies . Unable to focus, Marc gave up and began meditbating on the floor next to his incense and tiny Buddha.

Meditbating by HotinHuntsville January 16, 2017

Medibating 

Medibating: The act of masturbating to mental images and/or thoughts. Often used by Buddhist monks practicing celibacy.

How to practice proper medibating technique:

1) Make sure you are in a quiet room with no distractions.
2) Make sure you are alone.
3) Picture that girl from earlier.
4) Take one last safety check for on-lookers.
5) Medibate.

Medibating by JHorton09 June 1, 2011

Meditating Monkey 

A person who remains calm in the midst of crisis or chaos.

All hell is breaking loose. Call in Bob. He's the designated Meditating Monkey

Meditating Monkey by Rastus McGee May 8, 2018

meditating 

A euphemism for masturbation.

Yenny: Mimie Tran, where were you yesterday?

Mimie: In my room...meditating.

Yenny: Oh, let me know next time you meditate, I will join.

Mimie: Ohhhkay.

meditating by Mauro-Wauro May 15, 2008

meditationguru 

The pseudonym of a guy in India that teaches meditation techniques in mysore, india. Quite an esoteric and mysterious individual, he centers his teachings around universal meditation and the concept of oneness. Believes that we are unlimited and that meditation is the most amazing experience on planet Earth. Prefers not to disclose his religion.

Meditationguru teaches meditation techniques at his center and at his website at meditationguru.com

meditationguru by preserver257 July 28, 2009

Memitating 

When someone is imitating you in a condescending way, but instead of copying your words, they say "Meh Meh Meh" in the same tone and cadence that you did.

You: Mom! John's memitating me!
John: Meh! Meh meh meh meh meh!

Memitating by SmylyMom247 October 29, 2017

meditating 

typed symbol for happily meditating. Asterisk between happy anime eyes symbolizes third eye as in buddist designs

"practice ^*^ " meaning I am online but meditating, will be back in awhile

meditating by leonardpoutine August 6, 2009