Meditbating
Marc tried to meditate but all he could think about was boobies . Unable to focus, Marc gave up and began meditbating on the floor next to his incense and tiny Buddha.
Meditbating by HotinHuntsville January 16, 2017
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Medibating
Medibating: The act of masturbating to mental images and/or thoughts. Often used by Buddhist monks practicing celibacy.
How to practice proper medibating technique:
1) Make sure you are in a quiet room with no distractions.
2) Make sure you are alone.
3) Picture that girl from earlier.
4) Take one last safety check for on-lookers.
5) Medibate.
1) Make sure you are in a quiet room with no distractions.
2) Make sure you are alone.
3) Picture that girl from earlier.
4) Take one last safety check for on-lookers.
5) Medibate.
Medibating by JHorton09 June 1, 2011
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A euphemism for masturbation.
Yenny: Mimie Tran, where were you yesterday?
Mimie: In my room...meditating.
Yenny: Oh, let me know next time you meditate, I will join.
Mimie: Ohhhkay.
Mimie: In my room...meditating.
Yenny: Oh, let me know next time you meditate, I will join.
Mimie: Ohhhkay.
meditating by Mauro-Wauro May 15, 2008
meditationguru
The pseudonym of a guy in India that teaches meditation techniques in mysore, india. Quite an esoteric and mysterious individual, he centers his teachings around universal meditation and the concept of oneness. Believes that we are unlimited and that meditation is the most amazing experience on planet Earth. Prefers not to disclose his religion.
meditationguru by preserver257 July 28, 2009
Memitating
When someone is imitating you in a condescending way, but instead of copying your words, they say "Meh Meh Meh" in the same tone and cadence that you did.
Memitating by SmylyMom247 October 29, 2017
meditating
typed symbol for happily meditating. Asterisk between happy anime eyes symbolizes third eye as in buddist designs
meditating by leonardpoutine August 6, 2009
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