medihating 

The act of quiet reflection, thinking of the people you dislike and the revenge you will one day take on them. To engage in mental exercise, as concentration on one's breathing or repetition of a mantra, for the purpose of reaching a heightened level of spiritual awareness and anger.

Medihating is the hand that opens the door to enlightment.

medihating by rjwd March 12, 2015

Medibating 

Medibating: The act of masturbating to mental images and/or thoughts. Often used by Buddhist monks practicing celibacy.

How to practice proper medibating technique:

1) Make sure you are in a quiet room with no distractions.
2) Make sure you are alone.
3) Picture that girl from earlier.
4) Take one last safety check for on-lookers.
5) Medibate.

Medibating by JHorton09 June 1, 2011

Meditating Monkey 

A person who remains calm in the midst of crisis or chaos.

All hell is breaking loose. Call in Bob. He's the designated Meditating Monkey

Meditating Monkey by Rastus McGee May 8, 2018

Social Mediaing

The act of going on social media websites or one single social media website.

Person A: "Hey what are you doing?!"
Person B: "Just social mediaing.. aha."

Social Mediaing by emoji queen. October 12, 2014

meditating 

A euphemism for masturbation.

Yenny: Mimie Tran, where were you yesterday?

Mimie: In my room...meditating.

Yenny: Oh, let me know next time you meditate, I will join.

Mimie: Ohhhkay.

meditating by Mauro-Wauro May 15, 2008

melisating

hyperactive little girl who sleeps most of the day

That girl is a melisating from time to time

melisating by tunabelly January 9, 2011

meditationguru 

The pseudonym of a guy in India that teaches meditation techniques in mysore, india. Quite an esoteric and mysterious individual, he centers his teachings around universal meditation and the concept of oneness. Believes that we are unlimited and that meditation is the most amazing experience on planet Earth. Prefers not to disclose his religion.

Meditationguru teaches meditation techniques at his center and at his website at meditationguru.com

meditationguru by preserver257 July 28, 2009