Medibating 

Medibating: The act of masturbating to mental images and/or thoughts. Often used by Buddhist monks practicing celibacy.

How to practice proper medibating technique:

1) Make sure you are in a quiet room with no distractions.
2) Make sure you are alone.
3) Picture that girl from earlier.
4) Take one last safety check for on-lookers.
5) Medibate.

Medibating by JHorton09 June 1, 2011

Meditating Monkey 

A person who remains calm in the midst of crisis or chaos.

All hell is breaking loose. Call in Bob. He's the designated Meditating Monkey

Meditating Monkey by Rastus McGee May 8, 2018

Social Mediaing

The act of going on social media websites or one single social media website.

Person A: "Hey what are you doing?!"
Person B: "Just social mediaing.. aha."

Social Mediaing by emoji queen. October 12, 2014

metabating

Engaging in excessive metaphysical speculation. Especially common practice among psycics, french philosophers, and philosophy majors looking to lure unsuspecting english majors into sexual congress.

"I totally caught Pierre metabating in front of some chicks at last night's poetry slam."

metabating by Brint October 29, 2005

Medibation 

The act of Meditating on a mental picture while masterbating AKA the Spank Bank.

Meditate/Masterbate

"Boy I feel Like Jacking off but there are no smut mags or videos around,...Guess I will Just have to Meditate on the bitches as from work...Wow Is This Medibation?

Medibation by DaveNavy January 27, 2010

meditating 

A euphemism for masturbation.

Yenny: Mimie Tran, where were you yesterday?

Mimie: In my room...meditating.

Yenny: Oh, let me know next time you meditate, I will join.

Mimie: Ohhhkay.

meditating by Mauro-Wauro May 15, 2008

melisating

hyperactive little girl who sleeps most of the day

That girl is a melisating from time to time

melisating by tunabelly January 9, 2011