Medibating

Medibating: The act of masturbating to mental images and/or thoughts. Often used by Buddhist monks practicing celibacy.

How to practice proper medibating technique:

1) Make sure you are in a quiet room with no distractions.
2) Make sure you are alone.
3) Picture that girl from earlier.
4) Take one last safety check for on-lookers.
5) Medibate.

by JHorton09 June 1, 2011

Medibation

The act of Meditating on a mental picture while masterbating AKA the Spank Bank.

Meditate/Masterbate

"Boy I feel Like Jacking off but there are no smut mags or videos around,...Guess I will Just have to Meditate on the bitches as from work...Wow Is This Medibation?

by DaveNavy January 27, 2010

Medibate

When you masturbate while meditating, a state of true Zen.

I've found it refreshing to medibate each night in the shower.

by H2orocks3000 August 12, 2017

Medibation

This is where you multi-task with doing two things at once. Combines Meditation with Masterbation! Mindfully relaxing whilst fondling yourself lmfao!

I have had a hard day. I'll be you some medibation will make me feel better.

by Sad Diego August 13, 2018

Medibation

Masturbating whilst using slow, rhythmic strokes and breathing as if meditating.

I have gohnorhea and can't have sex for 10 days. This stress is killing me! Maybe I'll just try medibation.

by S.P.M July 9, 2016