conboobulated

A word to describe an uncomfortable bra that squashes and pinches.
Jenny beat herself up for not washing her clothes before the party. The only clean clothes left in her drawer was a ratty t-shirt and a conboobulated old bra from junior high.
by HotinHuntsville January 16, 2017
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Meditbating

Trying to meditate but ending up masturbating instead.
Marc tried to meditate but all he could think about was boobies . Unable to focus, Marc gave up and began meditbating on the floor next to his incense and tiny Buddha.
by HotinHuntsville January 16, 2017
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