Meato

huge, massive

Very large object, sometimes fancy in the way it looks

"Ha thats one Meato gun!"
"that girl across the street is meato!"

by smcallister594 October 19, 2008

meato burrito

a man's penis after not taking a shower for 2 weeks, a sloppy dripping stank dick

i bet taylor michel has a big sloppy "meato burrito", nasty bitch

by j lark & t-rav October 23, 2009

EL MEATO

EL MEATO the abbreviation for an Extremely Large Penis, Pee Pee, Wiener, Cock, Etc.

She asked to beat my shmeat. I said, “ This ain’t no shmeat stoopid, this an EL MEATO!”

by streetaccord November 19, 2019

gwango meato

gwango meato :))

gwango meato its a piece of meat that can be eaten with any fruit (like apple,strawberry banana etc...)

by gwango meato April 21, 2021

Tiny Meat Gang

A group consisting of a racially ambiguous fortnite gamer, Noel Miller, and his elderly grandfather, Cody Ko, has a podcast where they try to convince the audience that they have small dicks even though everybody knows they are packin’ heat because they got penis fillers.

Person A: “Woah, did you see the last episode of the Tiny Meat Gang podcast?”

Person B: “No, not yet, so don’t fuggin spoil it by telling me if it’s last week’s episode or not.”

by igotatext February 16, 2019

Meat Pattie

A butchers wife.

"How did the butcher introduce his wife?" "Meat Pattie."

by manicbubble February 10, 2015

Meat Toboggan

Gripping a mans entrails like the reins of Santa's sleigh, streaking through the fresh morning snow on a trail of bile and gore, as his eyes beg the same question as the horrified children in his wake. "Why?"

I took your girl on a ride in my meat toboggan.

by Djmym October 9, 2015