An affliction, chiefly of the skin, where one breaks out in body sores which seep with pus subsequent to eating exclusively at McDonald's for a month or more. A secondary symptom is uncontrollable diarrhea coupled with spontaneous projectile vomiting. When such people habitually take home leftovers and feed them to their dogs, it often results in *yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye." There is no known cure for this ailment.
He found a breaded and fried chickenhead in his McNuggets and stopped eating there but it was too late -- he had already developed meatox.
Loss of cognitive ability due to excess consumption of delicious meats and meat products. Meatosis predisposes a person to abdominal pain, excessive moaning, pronounced abdominal bulging, and a severe impairment of the central nervous system.
Doc: I need an NG tube, stat! What did this guy do to himself??
Nurse: He had fifteen 20 oz New York Strips in one hour!
Doc: There's nothing we can do. He's in meatosis.
Guy: *Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
Steve: "Hey Stu, let's hit up the meatosphere and cruise some chicks!"
Stu: "I can't. Some jackass just blogged about how the new Captain Kirk is better than the old Captain Kirk and Captain Picard combined. Such untruths must not be perpetuated!"
Steve: "So instead of chasing tail, you want to argue about Star Wars with neckbeards from around the world. Man, what a loser."