meatox

the act of abstaining from eating meat for a period of time, usually after heavily indulging.

dude, after that day we went to korean BBQ, AND to the hotdog stand, i'm gonna have to meatox.

by horination March 16, 2010

meatox

An affliction, chiefly of the skin, where one breaks out in body sores which seep with pus subsequent to eating exclusively at McDonald's for a month or more. A secondary symptom is uncontrollable diarrhea coupled with spontaneous projectile vomiting. When such people habitually take home leftovers and feed them to their dogs, it often results in *yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye." There is no known cure for this ailment.

He found a breaded and fried chicken head in his McNuggets and stopped eating there but it was too late -- he had already developed meatox.

by The Grottomaster October 26, 2011

Meatboxing

The act of beatboxing with a penis in your mouth.

Richard had many meatboxing sessions with Max.

by DeadeyeSpider May 20, 2010

meato burrito

a man's penis after not taking a shower for 2 weeks, a sloppy dripping stank dick

i bet taylor michel has a big sloppy "meato burrito", nasty bitch

by j lark & t-rav October 23, 2009

meatosis

Loss of cognitive ability due to excess consumption of delicious meats and meat products. Meatosis predisposes a person to abdominal pain, excessive moaning, pronounced abdominal bulging, and a severe impairment of the central nervous system.

Doc: I need an NG tube, stat! What did this guy do to himself??
Nurse: He had fifteen 20 oz New York Strips in one hour!
Doc: There's nothing we can do. He's in meatosis.
Guy: *Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

by Dangly MacFarland December 20, 2004

Meatoxing

The diarrhea laden detoxification process the body goes through after a long night of mass carnivorous and alcohol consumption

Dude, after last night's Man B Que I'll be meatoxing for days.

by Jesse The Godfather November 11, 2010

meatosphere

1) The non Web 2.0 world.

2) The world outside of your parents' basement.

Steve: "Hey Stu, let's hit up the meatosphere and cruise some chicks!"

Stu: "I can't. Some jackass just blogged about how the new Captain Kirk is better than the old Captain Kirk and Captain Picard combined. Such untruths must not be perpetuated!"

Steve: "So instead of chasing tail, you want to argue about Star Wars with neckbeards from around the world. Man, what a loser."

by Mr. Narglesby December 7, 2009