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Meatocalypse 

An eating competition at Fogo de Chao, where the first person to stop consuming meat has to pay for everyone else's meals.
"I got a free meal at Meatocalypse because Dave was the first to stop eating!!"
Meatocalypse by RedHeadedStepChild February 25, 2010
Words you can keep

Metalocalypse 

A show on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim that premiered on August 6, 2006. Metalocalypse follows the greatest metal band the world has ever known, Dethklok, as they tour around the globe, leaving chaos and destruction in their path. The show was co-created by Tommy Blacha and Brendon Small - who was also the creator of another Adult Swim show, Home Movies.
You catch that new ep of Metalocalypse the other night? Freakin' awesome.
Metalocalypse by AbsolutZero September 12, 2008

Metalocalypse 

Easily the funniest adult-oriented cartoon ever made. Pure genius. Praise be to the boys of Dethklok.
If Metalocalypse doesn't make you laugh, nothing will.
Metalocalypse by HarvesterOfSorrow December 13, 2008

Metalocalypse 

The Metalocalypse has begun.
Metalocalypse by Johnnyocalypse December 30, 2006

Metalocalypse 

It's a show created by Bendon Small, who happens to me amazing. The Characters are as follows:
Skwisgaar Skwisgelf (taller than a tree)
Toki Wartooth (Not a bumblebee)
William Murderface.
MURDERface.
MURDERFACE.
Pickles... The drummer. (Diddily dong, ding dong, ding, doodily, doodily, doo.)
Nathan Explosion.

Their main purpose is to make insane metalheads laugh. And they succeed.
I'd like to thank Mr. Small, for being so fuckin' AWESOME.
Toki- I can force all the bloods to my heads and gives myself a real cool blowjob! (blood comes out of his nose) THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!
Skwisgaar- He means nosebleed, not blowjob... Idiot.

Also, I happen to be naming my first son after Toki.... Just because Metalocalypse is that cool. :]
Metalocalypse by Puddles[<3]Panda December 21, 2008

metalocalypse 

The best show on Adult Swim now that Space Ghost is dead and Family Guy is on. Futurama is a close second, but it doesn't come close to the "WTF" humor of Metalocalypse. It rocks so hard that unicorns everywhere are crying blood...a true stoner's show. It follows the exploits of death-metal band Dethklok, the single greatest cultural force in the known universe. Once they endorse a product, that company instantly becomes the sole source for that product, due to every other company going bankrupt.
Stoner 1: Dude...it's almost 1 am...see what's on TV.

Stoner 2: Alright...Food Network...Comedy Central...hey, Cartoon Network, dude. Adult Swim is on.

both stoners: METALOCALYPSE!!
metalocalypse by zumiez March 20, 2008

Metalocalypse 

The most AWESOME cartoon ever in the whole wide world.
"Holy shit! Is Metalocalypse on yet? Did I miss it? PLEASE tell me I didn't miss it.
I LOVE THIS EPISODE!
It's the one where they wake up a lake troll with the Necronomicon book of spells! Rad!"
Metalocalypse by pookita September 2, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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