Measting
The present tense of meast.
Measting by TheTrueMeast April 21, 2022
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whore-masting
Short for: "The mastering of whores."
A typical saying of men from the northern midwestern states (ie: Minnesota and Wisonsin), born in the 20's, 30', or 40's.
Used to describe the act of buying sluts drinks with the intention of engaging in sexual relations with them on weekend nights.
A typical saying of men from the northern midwestern states (ie: Minnesota and Wisonsin), born in the 20's, 30', or 40's.
Used to describe the act of buying sluts drinks with the intention of engaging in sexual relations with them on weekend nights.
Grandpa: When I was your age, me & George went whore-masting every night.
Grandson: What's "whore-masting"?
Grandpa: The mastering of whores!
Grandson: Okay.
Grandson: What's "whore-masting"?
Grandpa: The mastering of whores!
Grandson: Okay.
whore-masting by Ryan Guide March 1, 2009
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Measting • Meating • Masting • Measing • Measling • Mesting • masting hole • Mastingo • mbeasting • Meating Around
moasting
This morning, Lord Melbury moasted "Poor me, I have to attend a three hour awards ceremony to accept a lifetime achievement award!" Jim commented that all this moasting was beginning to get on his nerves.
moasting by Fabio Albertin February 15, 2009
half masting
when your pooping and realize your out of t.p. and have to waddle with your pants around your ankles or knees to go to the hallway closet to get more toilet paper.
half masting by vloky July 1, 2004
Donut Meating Contest
Two or more males make a bet on how many donuts they can place and hold (for a certain pre-determined amount of time) on their penises. Whoever is victorious must give the donuts a new glazing by cumming all over them. After the donuts are "glazed", the losers of the competition must eat the donuts that belonged to the winner. This contest is a test of length and endurance.
Donut Meating Contest by Grant Norris (GNJ) August 1, 2006