Meaeth 

Hottest person to exist. Makes your day brighter every single day. Is there for you all the time and helps you no matter what. A very kind and caring person and always makes sure everyone is doing great. Also is a very pro person. and has a huge cock.

person 1: meaeth is so amazing and hot
person 2: i know right?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!??!??!?!?!?!?!

Meaeth by OBoiOBoiO October 9, 2021

Maethor 

A person who runs a Jurassic World inside a lego game. Often called "CREATOR" by the nincompoops that guests are.

GUISE CREATOR IS HERE!

Who? Ah Maethor.

Maethor by ToastWithEggs May 3, 2022

meathead wagon 

The ambulance waiting in the wings at sporting events to whisk concussed, paralyzed, and otherwise incapacitated gladiators off to the hospital, which is the first stop of the rest of their lives of long, slow mental and physical deterioration.

"How many meathead wagons were should we schedule for this weekend's football game?" - Coach #1

"Ah, fifteen oughta do it." - Coach #2

"Hey, great thing the 90% of the school's extracurricular budget is for the football program." - Coach #1

"Yeah, no doubt. Just a matter of time before the library and chorus money gets sent our way, too." - Coach #2

meathead wagon by TrE33333 November 22, 2010

meathead 

An enormously muscular guy who cannot hold a conversation about anything other than weight-lifting and protein shakes. Gets upset very quickly when he cannot complete his own sentences and thoughts. Can be found at nightclubs wearing shirts that are 10 sizes too small (if at all). They are by far the most closely related human beings to that of apes, chimpanzees, and other primate. They are evolutionary hindered and are less capable of following directions than my dead hampster.

meathead by BONE May 3, 2003

Mearth 

1.Getting fucked up on any drug allowing you to reach another state of consciousness (mearth)

2. Moon crashing into the Earth and forming Mearth.

3. Every picture ever drawn in history put together, an unfathomable being, much like god, transmearthformation

"We smoked an entire pound and took 5 hits of acid and I saw mearth"

"Do you want to go get mearthed"

"I am so mearthed"

Mearth by Gregorwulf December 28, 2007

Mississippi meathook 

When you carry a female by sticking your thumb into her asshole and your index finger in her pussy then carry her around like that.

"Hey Jim I gave Emily the Mississippi meathook last night."

"What the fuck jerry."

Mississippi meathook by Fried horse pussy February 10, 2020

Meatheadosis 

It is a transitional condition in which a civilized male goes through to become a meathead.

Meatheadosis is caused by a sudden spike in testosterone levels inside the body. However, this increase in testosterone often does not reach the required threshold to initiate Meatheadosis. The threshold varies from individual to individual and depends on height, mass and age.

Joe began to show signs of aggressiveness after watching UFC. It was found that JOE's testosterone was higher than normal. Joe was then diagnosed to have Meatheadosis. After 10 days, JOE began going to gym and even got a loan and bought a truck to show off how much of a man he is.

Meatheadosis by Meatheadpsychologist April 28, 2011