meathandler

a term used to describe a person that is undesirable in soceity

loser:Guys lets go outside and play!
Cool Dudes: Shut the F@ck up you meathandler!

by t-nob April 8, 2007

meathandler

a person named Brent. He works meat thoroughly with his bootyhole, hands, and mouth

Work that meat Brent! You're such a meathandler!

by poopman123456 July 21, 2009

Malibu Manhandler

A physical game of speed and treachery, where two contestants attempt to be the first to pull the underwear off of the other, the winner becomes the master for the night.

Sometimes a match starts in the Greco-Roman wrestling position.

After a long day of fishing , drinking beer and a few grape vodkas, Cutter and I played a game of "Malibu Manhandler" to decide who was going to pitch and who was catching last night.

by The Big Bag May 24, 2009

professional meat handler

A gal who sleeps around and handles lots of man sausage.

Dude! Maggies such a professional meat handler I bet fucking her is like throwing a hot dog down a hall way.

Dude! That bitch is such a professional meat handler I bet she's got the gag reflex of a blow up doll.

Dude! Dude she's such a professional meat handler I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean!

by Attica1979 October 7, 2007

professional meat handler

A female, (or male for that matter) who sleeps around so much that "handling meat" is their profession.

"Dude your wife is such a professional meat handler! I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean."

"Hey Buddy, your daughter Maggie is such a professional meat handler I seriously doubt there is any chance that Kris is the father of her children."

by Attica91 September 5, 2008

the russian manhandler

where a russian man dominates a goat by inserting the penis into the butthole of the goat, grabbing its horns, and fucking it so hard that it dies

Geez i am making all the goats go extinct by the russian manhandler.

by Michael2Fichael December 27, 2007

manhandler

A clumsy or physically inept person in the specific situation that their hands are occupied handling men (not that there’s anything wrong with it). see manhandle.

Hey manhandler, if you can leave it alone for five minutes, we might get some work done.

by Christopher Dixon May 29, 2005