Me-Mergency is when your trying to masterbate one last time,"quickly" before doing anything thats on an actual schedule, and it seems like everything is against you at the time.But you have no problem,causing your schedule to be screwed up,but it usually affects those around you.Its not a term that you'd use when explaining why your late,you have to come up w.some petty excuse. But it's easy to justify it when said to oneself.Jokingly.
Oh,Im really sorry i couldn't help find your cat lastnite, it was so windy I barely made it to my car"Thinking to myself,Not sorry I was enjoying a sweet"Me-mergency" which takes precedence over just about anything.
by Peteandbird January 14, 2026
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