Me-Mergency

Me-Mergency is when your trying to masterbate one last time,"quickly" before doing anything thats on an actual schedule, and it seems like everything is against you at the time.But you have no problem,causing your schedule to be screwed up,but it usually affects those around you.Its not a term that you'd use when explaining why your late,you have to come up w.some petty excuse. But it's easy to justify it when said to oneself.Jokingly.

Oh,Im really sorry i couldn't help find your cat lastnite, it was so windy I barely made it to my car"Thinking to myself,Not sorry I was enjoying a sweet"Me-mergency" which takes precedence over just about anything.

Me-Mergency by Peteandbird January 14, 2026

memergency 

A drama queen's version of a "serious" crisis.

The sorority girl had a mascara memergency.

memergency by dos divas July 29, 2009

Mcmergency 

When you dial 911 from a fast food restaurant or sub shop because they screwed up your order or don't have what you want and you're too stupid to figure out how to handle the situation on your own.

The woman who dialed 911 because she couldn't get her Mcnuggets was having a Mcmergency

Mcmergency by kevinz March 4, 2009

memergency 

Meme emergency.
When you're in need of a specific meme you cannot find, forgot to save when you had the chance or while are on to go and don't have access to your meme folder.

Please help me Laura, I have a memergency! Send me the one with kermit in his car, going to get more tea!

memergency by Michikohime December 31, 2016

memergency 

When you have the perfect opportunity to plug a meme you cannot find.

When you ask your friends to help you find meme(s) for a situation.

"Can you send me that meme with Kermit driving a car? I have a memergency!"

memergency by Michikohime July 3, 2017

Mewmergency 

Any time that a cat is having a crisis. This includes just having pooped, needing a snack, or really no reason at all. Often times is accompanied by prolific meowing and running around the house like a maniac.

Meeple is meowing like crazy for a snack. He's having a mewmergency.

Mewmergency by Miniktty February 5, 2021