Mcmergency

When you dial 911 from a fast food restaurant or sub shop because they screwed up your order or don't have what you want and you're too stupid to figure out how to handle the situation on your own.

The woman who dialed 911 because she couldn't get her Mcnuggets was having a Mcmergency

by kevinz March 4, 2009

Mergency

How hood niggas say emergency.

Dis a mergency my nigga full on (homeless water) and went on a (stabbacre)

by thundermen June 9, 2016

Mommergency

objectively non-urgent concern that nessessitates a panicked phone call, often at innoprotune times (eg. first thing in the morning after drinking, while on a date etc)

It's okay, it was just a Mommergency , let's try to go back to sleep.

by Neon Thrush November 24, 2018

Blur-mergency

A Blur-mergency is a situation of emergency surrounding the members of UK Britpop band - Blur.

Damon Albarn: Oh shit! Alex is going mental, he needs to lay off the coke!
Graham Coxon: Get him to a hospital, this is a Blur-mergency!

by ProperBo February 5, 2008

momurgency

Emergency when someone is bleeding or dead. Momurgency when your mom texts and calls repeatedly because she thought of something she needs to tell you immediately.

Mom. I was in class but saw you called 3 times in a row and texted “Call Me.”. Is this really an emergency or a momurgency?

by TheCreative May 25, 2018

poo-mergency

poo·mer·gen·cy

n. pl. poo·mer·gen·cies

* A serious situation or occurrence that happens unexpectedly and demands immediate bathroom action.
* A condition of urgent need for bathroom action or assistance
* In plain english, when you have to drop the deuce so bad that you have to stop what you are doing to find the nearest bathroom…immediately

While shopping in Barcelona, Vanessa experienced such a severe poo-mergency that she dropped the shirt she was about to buy and immediately ran out of the store and down the street clenching her cheeks(with her hands) without leaving time to explain to anyone where she was going.

by lindsey greer September 25, 2006

Mergency

To move with urgency for no particular reason...particularly at clock out time at work.

I gotta go...I have a mergency at home!

by Night-MFkn- Audit December 15, 2019