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When you dial 911 from a fast food restaurant or sub shop because they screwed up your order or don't have what you want and you're too stupid to figure out how to handle the situation on your own.

The woman who dialed 911 because she couldn't get her Mcnuggets was having a Mcmergency

Mcmergency by kevinz March 4, 2009

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Mergency

How hood niggas say emergency.

Dis a mergency my nigga full on (homeless water) and went on a (stabbacre)

Mergency by thundermen June 9, 2016

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Mcmergency • memergency • Mergency • MacEmergency • Mewmergency • minergency • Mommergency • momurgency • Blur-mergency • fuck-mergency

Mommergency

objectively non-urgent concern that nessessitates a panicked phone call, often at innoprotune times (eg. first thing in the morning after drinking, while on a date etc)

It's okay, it was just a Mommergency , let's try to go back to sleep.

Mommergency by Neon Thrush November 24, 2018

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Blur-mergency

A Blur-mergency is a situation of emergency surrounding the members of UK Britpop band - Blur.

Damon Albarn: Oh shit! Alex is going mental, he needs to lay off the coke!
Graham Coxon: Get him to a hospital, this is a Blur-mergency!

Blur-mergency by ProperBo February 5, 2008

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momurgency

Emergency when someone is bleeding or dead. Momurgency when your mom texts and calls repeatedly because she thought of something she needs to tell you immediately.

Mom. I was in class but saw you called 3 times in a row and texted “Call Me.”. Is this really an emergency or a momurgency?

momurgency by TheCreative May 25, 2018

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poo-mergency

poo·mer·gen·cy

n. pl. poo·mer·gen·cies

* A serious situation or occurrence that happens unexpectedly and demands immediate bathroom action.
* A condition of urgent need for bathroom action or assistance
* In plain english, when you have to drop the deuce so bad that you have to stop what you are doing to find the nearest bathroom…immediately

While shopping in Barcelona, Vanessa experienced such a severe poo-mergency that she dropped the shirt she was about to buy and immediately ran out of the store and down the street clenching her cheeks(with her hands) without leaving time to explain to anyone where she was going.

poo-mergency by lindsey greer September 25, 2006

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Mergency

To move with urgency for no particular reason...particularly at clock out time at work.

I gotta go...I have a mergency at home!

Mergency by Night-MFkn- Audit December 15, 2019

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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