A person who is commonly sucking a narrow string bean -like penis. Mildly derogatory,Usually said by a person of substantial girth.
by Peteandbird October 30, 2017
A hypersongriac is the person at the party that always has" The best song to play" and its" Definitely better than whats on at the time,or anytime for that matter. But the problem is. This guys got the same song...everything for 15 years,and tries to convince everyone at the party its. Fresh!!
I was dji'ng last nite a the club and here comes ole' one hit wonder with the same old request...it's really too bad,but I'm quite sure he's a hypersongriac!
by Peteandbird July 07, 2023
Pronounced, shots in the dark. meaning,whenever you have hooked up with somebody that would make it difficult to reach orgasm with the lights turned on.
So the other night I hooked up with another, these gals are not getting any prettier.I truly wish all my gals didnt turn out to be shotsinthedark!
by Peteandbird October 17, 2022
A smokinbones is a person that just smokes butts,and pretty much nothing else. Usually has had a hard life of drugs and alcohol,but cant consume anymore without actually dying.
Dad, are you gonna have Smokinbones over again?Cause every time you do, the whole house smells of cigarettes and oldness
by Peteandbird April 02, 2023
A zipsplat is a person that arrives at yer house lookin for a free handout,food,drugs ect. They often hover near the couch.At first they seem energetic and helpful (zip)after injesting said food or drugs, the energy and or morale drops almost to an unbelievable level(splat) these people are hard to remove once rooted on your couch
by Peteandbird June 14, 2019
Gland canyon extreme is referring to a " often busy" or having multple children,woman's vagina. To say it's small would be lyin'
Now that I'm matured,I find a womens vagina more appealing if it's a glandcanyon extreme,I won't tolerate much else.
by Peteandbird April 02, 2023
"Downysoft" is what happens when your significant male counterpart is supposed to " rise" to the occasion,but unfortunately he has consumed an amount of heroin,or fetynal,or some other downer,rendering his penis useless- to be more exact," Downysoft"
" Hey, Jodie,I saw you with that rockstar last night,you must have got lucky!" " No,just before we were gonna get it on, he ran to the bathroom, when he returned,his dick was Downysoft"
by Peteandbird July 22, 2021