Peteandbird's definitions

Duckbutter n'gravy

Very alluring and sexy things to look at when masterbating. Certain items and pictures that are pleasing to oneself enough to cause orgasm..usually containing pornographic materials.

"Hey you mind giving me a ride home,after I pick up some duckbutter n'gravy?" "No, that's cool man,I'll buy some too, my gals been out of town for 2 days!"

by Peteandbird January 25, 2023

Takeoffmyshoesanjacket

It's a suggestion,meaning relax,take it easy,sometimes to the point of masterbating in front of the crew.Or, used as a wishful thought to enjoy what you want to do instead of what your doing

"Man, I really wish I didn't have court right now,I just wanna go home and takeoffmyshoesanjacket"

by Peteandbird January 25, 2023

Shotsinthedark

Pronounced, shots in the dark. meaning,whenever you have hooked up with somebody that would make it difficult to reach orgasm with the lights turned on.

So the other night I hooked up with another, these gals are not getting any prettier.I truly wish all my gals didnt turn out to be shotsinthedark!

by Peteandbird October 17, 2022

Sketch22

A situation that you know is gonna go horribly wrong, but you could gain a temporary reward. But with a costly or painful price/outcome to follow. Usually sketch22 is involving stealing a buddies girl, even if it's temporay( one nighter fuckfest,in his bed would make it an even sketchier 22

So I'm planning to hook up with his girlfriend,cause he's gone to massacheusettes for the nite,but she wants me to stay over in their apartment,and that's a definitesketch22 ,plus we'd be banging out in his bed, an even sketchier 22!

by Peteandbird June 22, 2019

Dodge caravan

Dodge caravan is what you have when you put one finger in the vagina and 4 fingers in the rear end.

" I gave that gal the dodge caravan!" Waddayah mean the dodge caravan?" Yah,you know, One up front and 4 in the rear!"

by Peteandbird July 21, 2021

Zipsplat

A zipsplat is a person that arrives at yer house lookin for a free handout,food,drugs ect. They often hover near the couch.At first they seem energetic and helpful (zip)after injesting said food or drugs, the energy and or morale drops almost to an unbelievable level(splat) these people are hard to remove once rooted on your couch

Normally I'd have enough food for the week,but unfortunately my house contains three zipsplats

by Peteandbird June 13, 2019

Glandcanyon

Glandcanyon, a rather large spot on a woman,usually beginnng but not limited to the genital area larger than normal, but still thoroughly enjoyable. Sought after by experienced men that can appreciate not having to " "train" the lady,when they'ed only be sleeping together.

Wholly shit! She saved the best for last,when I finally got off her pants,I was amazed by her glandcanyon,were talkin' Large and in charge!

by Peteandbird February 22, 2023