Swampspray is what you get usually in your face,or drifting up to your nostrils,when you've been superhero- sexing your girlfriend for a couple of days,switching up recieving areas,and she's on birth control. It's a rather pungent,should not have been so creative the last two days,kind of aroma that at this point is hard to escape anywhere in the room.
Wholly sheets! Well I can tell you the swampspray was rather thick this morning at my place,what was that? A three day weekend? Im glad to be at work man!
by Peteandbird December 01, 2024
" I gave that gal the dodge caravan!" Waddayah mean the dodge caravan?" Yah,you know, One up front and 4 in the rear!"
by Peteandbird July 22, 2021
Very alluring and sexy things to look at when masterbating. Certain items and pictures that are pleasing to oneself enough to cause orgasm..usually containing pornographic materials.
"Hey you mind giving me a ride home,after I pick up some duckbutter n'gravy?" "No, that's cool man,I'll buy some too, my gals been out of town for 2 days!"
by Peteandbird January 26, 2023
A zipsplat is a person that arrives at yer house lookin for a free handout,food,drugs ect. They often hover near the couch.At first they seem energetic and helpful (zip)after injesting said food or drugs, the energy and or morale drops almost to an unbelievable level(splat) these people are hard to remove once rooted on your couch
by Peteandbird June 14, 2019
A hypersongriac is the person at the party that always has" The best song to play" and its" Definitely better than whats on at the time,or anytime for that matter. But the problem is. This guys got the same song...everything for 15 years,and tries to convince everyone at the party its. Fresh!!
I was dji'ng last nite a the club and here comes ole' one hit wonder with the same old request...it's really too bad,but I'm quite sure he's a hypersongriac!
by Peteandbird July 07, 2023
A person who is commonly sucking a narrow string bean -like penis. Mildly derogatory,Usually said by a person of substantial girth.
by Peteandbird October 30, 2017
A situation that you know is gonna go horribly wrong, but you could gain a temporary reward. But with a costly or painful price/outcome to follow. Usually sketch22 is involving stealing a buddies girl, even if it's temporay( one nighter fuckfest,in his bed would make it an even sketchier 22
So I'm planning to hook up with his girlfriend,cause he's gone to massacheusettes for the nite,but she wants me to stay over in their apartment,and that's a definitesketch22 ,plus we'd be banging out in his bed, an even sketchier 22!
by Peteandbird June 23, 2019