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Toss me an egg

So hot out you could fry egg on sidewalk? Let's try TOSS me an egg
It's sooo hot: toss me an egg!

egg me daddy 

When someone wishes to have sperm ejaculated onto them.
Dude, Carol just texted me "egg me daddy".
egg me daddy by Randomnuss November 15, 2016

EGG ME DADDY 0w0

when someone wishes to be gifted an egg.
CARL-EGG ME DADDY 0W0
jACK-WTF ARE YOU OK?
CARL-NO, I NEED A FUCKING EGG NOW
EGG ME DADDY 0w0 by imnotgayatall December 7, 2018

Gives me eggs 

Verb
-to make one sexually aroused, especially a male
“Dude, that smoke show Tammy totally gives me eggs. I’m so bricked up right now!”
Gives me eggs by VeroStronzo April 7, 2021

cook me some eggs 

Asking nicely for some poached goodness before things escalate.

Egging me on 

When someone leads you on and plays with you, as if it’s some kind of joke.
Lisa was Egging me on when I spent so much time and effort trying to get her in bed.

I was so sure she wanted to fuck but then in the end she didn’t want to. What a shitty move...