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A douche bag. The one dude who comes to parties uninvited and drinks all the beer and fucks your girlfriend.

The name is similar to Justin and Austin but josh is a little lower than that....
People are partying until josh comes in and fucks things up

Josh: hey you cock suckers! Wanna see me chug all this beer?

Me: please don’t.....
by Hitler the great November 30, 2019

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Head ass doesn’t really mean anything besides an offensive word but how I use it is different.

You see, head ass is more like an add on word, similar to “this nigga”

it could also used when someone says something stupid resulting in you calling them a head ass....

for instance this guy clouncy might say, “I took the ACT’s and passed every one of them. Yep I’m a smart pickle if I say so myself.” Or johova sandres: I don’t think I can take more of this. And you just reply to them with a casual “head ass...”

Basically it doesn’t matter how stupid or annoying someone’s comment may be as long as you yourself find it dumb and funny you can add it anywhere you like as a short play word similar to “head ass”

Another example would be “I tried I really tried. But I just can’t keep going on with my life, I’m so sorry to everyone out there who truly care for me and love me but this depression is too severe and I can’t live like this anymore. If I don’t make it till tomorrow I would like all your best condolences”
Me: head ass....

So again, it doesn’t mean much besides finding someone to be acting stupid and annoying.
“Has anyone played euphoria and beaten all levels within each colony? I’ve played so much I think I’m a pro lol”

Me: head ass...

“This nigga just jumped a 30 foot bridge and landed holly shit! Next thing you know he’s gonna be captured by CSI and taken into McDonald’s to get a numbuh 3 😂 “

Me: head ass....

“Try taking the bathroom next door to see how many Indians you can find 😂”
*gets 200 likes*

Me: head ass....
by Hitler the great December 07, 2019

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Sexy, has a nice booty
Sarada Uchiha is sexy
by Hitler the great July 07, 2020

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5 dollars is a bill that has a number 5 on it. 5 dollars is also the most iconic bill in the whole world cuz of how much stuff costs, and with 5 dollars you can buy nearly everything that is cheap. For instance, a bag of chips or a pizza
I was walking down the street and I saw 5 dollars on the floor. It was the luckiest day of my life, and I spent the 5 dollars on a cheeseburger
by Hitler the great July 14, 2020

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A dumbass who fucks your wife and is bad at smash bros
That Alex Garcia is such a dumbass, I wish I could fuck his wife and make him eat my shit.

I beat him at smash the other day and he got mad and walked right up and punched my cat in the face, And started crying. I had to call the cops on this douche cuz he was out of control
by Hitler the great June 13, 2020

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Big ass dude who plays basketball. He’s also a simp and sucks at video games, he plays pc cuz he thinks consoles are trash but it’s cuz he can’t afford one.
Ryan Hill fucking sucks at video games. All he knows how to do it eat cuz he’s a tall 9 foot fatass who can dribble a ball around and nothing else
by Hitler the great July 10, 2020

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A fat pedophile teacher who works or at least used to work at hale jr high in Tulsa, Ok. till he got arrested for raping a 14 year old girl
1.When I was in 6th grade I seen mr rice jack off to porn in the middle of class.

2. My friend was once molested by Mr. Rice

3. Mr rice was so gay and fat, he once farted in class and forced everyone to smell it
by Hitler the great June 13, 2020

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