Mchammer

IN which your having sexual relations and you cum on the persons face

Haha i Mchammered this chick last night

Mchammer by Shakezulia March 4, 2008

Mchammer

Mchammer = Jesus

God had a son, his name, was MCHAMMER

Mchammer by Mchammer/Jesus September 29, 2003

MC Hammer 

A rapper of the early 90's who became really successful. But having his idea of a "plan" as he called it he spent all his money on stuff he did not need. In other words he thought he could make money but his life style could not be covered by his music so he went bankrupt. MC Hammer can often be seen in the Central Valley of Cali "Thats northern cali" do to the fact he now lives in a small one bed room house in Tracy. MC Hammer can also been seen in Modesto Cali time to time.

Having spent my days in Modesto I have seen MC Hammer a few times and met him 5 times. Among other things George Lucus "Maker of Starwars and other films" can be found going to Modesto being he was born and rasied here. Being his parents still live in the area.

MC Hammer by Woogy April 4, 2005

mc hammer 

A Scottish tool for pounding on things.

Aye, Connor, hand me that mc hammer, I've gotta drive a nail inta this piece a wood.

mc hammer by Frisco Pete October 26, 2007

TJ McHammerton 

An adjective describing the behavior of a rather intoxicated individual.

I think Marty was a little too TJ McHammerton last night.

TJ McHammerton by superughetti March 25, 2008

MC Hammer 

(n) an Oakland rapper from the early 1990s named Stanley Kirk Burrell who liked to wear parachute pants while performing his MANY hits:
1. U Can't Touch This (1990, #8)
2. Have You Seen Her (1990, #4)
3. Pray (1990, #2)
4. 2 Legit 2 Quit (1992, #5)
5. Addams Groove (1992, #7)
6. Pumps and a Bump (1994, #26)

I have to take issue with the unfair characterization of M.C. Hammer as a one-hit wonder: he may be bankrupt and washed-up, but give the man credit for his multiple hits! Hasn't he suffered enough, going through life as a black man named Stanley?

MC Hammer by BeardedFatass May 15, 2004

MC Hammer 

1. A popular rapper who made alot of money, than turned around and realized he spent it all.

2. A fight move when you threaten and threaten until you really have to fight and the other guy realizes that you are a p*ssy. (How me and my homies use it.)

1. Mc Hammer: Can't touch this!
Guy: They shouldn't of let you touch the money.

2. Guy 1: What happened.
Guy 2: I MC Hammered a guy.

MC Hammer by Lil' Pimpin' June 1, 2006