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majesticles 

Testicles that are majestic; an admiarable sack
Whan i saw his majesticles i was like "Damn!"
majesticles by Brittny Lucero May 20, 2008

Majesticles 

Majesticles are defined as a trait of a man who thinks he's king shit. If you walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment, you are defined as thinking you have majesticles; golden balls.
"Mario walks around like he's god or something!"
"Yeah, i think he thinks he has majesticles or something!"
Majesticles by Westly Cole May 20, 2008

Majesticles 

A hairless scrotum and gooch saturated in saliva and lubricant
His Majesticles were gleaming ass he deep throated his cock
Majesticles by Urbanelyawesome January 29, 2022

Majesticism

Art of being a Majestic cunt, like a unicorn jumping over the hills in slow motion, shitting out rainbows like a predator marking its territory during hunting season
"fuck me cunt, that round house kick showed such majesticism that chuck norris would shit himself, and bruce would come back form the dead and shake your hand with a firm dragon grip."

majesticvsp 

An overrating editor on tiktok. She barely interacts with her own supporters. What a waste of potential.
majesticvsp can't actually edit lmao
majesticvsp by uarefads April 13, 2021
When someone finishes rolling a blunt or joint, but give their friend the first hit. The first hit is majesties.
Guy 1: I just finished rolling a backwood bro, but you can have the first hit.

Guy 2: I can have majesties bro?
Guy 1: Yeah, take majesties bro.
Majesties by ShjanPablo March 8, 2015
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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