McMarxist 

A minimum-wage worker that follows Marxist ideologies and derivatives, with an overinflated sense of importance. Chronically believe that they are underpaid, yet usually only do the bare minimum and generally have poor work ethic.

They tend to flatter themselves as the “workers”, and may even proudly display the hammer and sickle, even though most have never worked outside of the service industry, much less manufacturing or agriculture.

McMarxist: “We deserve $20 an hour! The system is exploiting us!”

Forklift Certified worker on break: “There is no salt on my fries, and you spat in my burger.”

McMarxist by DragonPirateCaptain August 3, 2022

Neiman Marxist

A college-educated vaguely bohemian liberal (usually female and white) who, while shopping for $400 jeans and planning visits to exclusive Vegas nightclubs, espouses Marxist revolution, loves Che and/or anti-WTO protests, and claims empathy for the poor and oppressed as long as they don't move in next door. He or she will have traveled to a relatively safe city in the developing world with Starbucks, like Dubai, Buenos Aires, or Cape Town. Will have a piece of "ethnic" art in his or her condominium and/or suburban house in a gated community.

The border protest was attended by a group of Neiman Marxists who held signs and stayed back on the pavement.

Neiman Marxist by ranger47 February 17, 2009

Starbucks Marxist 

A modern day socialist or communist (or general far left individual) who doesn't realize what a failure left-economics are, and persists in proclaiming themselves part of a marxist group, despite wearing a tee shirt from Walmart and drinking Starbucks latte.

It is uncommon to see a Starbucks Marxist who has a degree- and those that do normally hold the title "bachelor of arts in women's studies."

Common amongst Starbucks Marxists is undying love for Hugo Chavez, Che Guevara, Joseph Stalin, or Karl Marx.

The Starbucks Marxist proclaims his support for communist causes, while wearing a 30 dollar tee shirt made in India by 12 year olds.

Starbucks Marxist by Styxhexenhammer666 March 12, 2014

marxist-leninist

The ideology stemming from writers; Marx, Engels, Lenin.

MLs believe that a successful socialist revolution needs a vanguard party and that there needs to be a transitionary period where the bourgeosie are oppressed out of existance. This usually occurs through the seizure of private property, nationalization of industry, and bourgeois culture. The proleteriat via the vanguard party will create a workers state which will implement all of what's said above. Eventually the state will whither away as it becomes less needed usually when the threat of counter revolutionary behavior is gone, and then we will have communism, a stateless, classless, moneyless society.

You know MLs aren't red fascists right? They were instrumental in defeating them.

I am a Marxist-Leninist some of my favorite works are State and Rev and Imperialism by Lenin, along with Principles of Communism, and German Ideology.

marxist-leninist by ComradeMao December 13, 2020

Marxist missionary

Like any missionary, except one who preaches out of the book of (Karl) Marx.

Basically, any communist in your workplace or college.

They believe in overthrowing the superior western system of capitalism, and replacing it with what is essentially surfdom - basically, people working in the fields and factories all day for virtually no personal gain.

They are annoying, and like most cultish preaching missionaries, they speak some real non-sense, and are hard to get rid of.

And like Scientologists, they will make your life a living hell if they find that you have anything against them.

"Agh! Help me get rid of the Marxist missionary, they keep preaching about revolution, and won't listen to any of my logic!

Marxist missionary by GTFO Marx fuckers January 24, 2010

cultural marxist 

A person, a group of people, organization, or political/social movement that adheres -either overtly, inadvertently, or by the threat of social execution- to the descriptive statements prescriptive statements and measures of Cultural Marxism.

John, did you hear that girl? She talks about power struggles for blacks and gays and abolishing 'whiteness' and 'heteronormativity'.

Oh yeah, she's a cultural Marxist. It's best to keep her away from positions of power so she doesn't try to force her ideology on the rest of us.

cultural marxist by fem-coq lover December 12, 2021

Marxist University 

A university that has been infiltrated by social justice warriors (SJWs).

Joe Trudeau attended Marxist University to learn about the wage gap and other bogus social issues.

Marxist University by DontGetGrabby March 29, 2021