A term used to describe any one of a number of fat, lazy, unambiguous, slob-like, jelly-bellied, repulsive, and utterly shameless individuals who constantly have "pit stains" as a result of profuse sweating originating from the massive amount of body fat present in the individual's body, and who have, on several occasions, been witnessed stuffing cheeseburgers in their mouths at an astonighing rate. Hense... Pits McCheeseburger
"Ahh dude check out Pits McCheeseburger over there!"
"Yeah man, that nasty bastard just ate another burger! Thats like 5!!"
A colleague who consistently leaves work ('cheeses it') much earlier than expected, leaving you wondering whether they are actually employed part-time.
"Hey, where's Padma?"
"Sorry buddy, Mayor McCheese has already cheesed it"
"What?! But it's only 3pm!"
To state with absolute certainty that you will be at an event, then fail to show up without canceling. Usually characterized by also failing to respond to any attempts at communication by those who are waiting.
Differs from other forms of flaking or canceling late, as the offending party does not communicate their non-attendance, and does not respond to any attempts to figure out where he is.
We all waited around for him to show up, and called to ask where he was, but he totally McCheesed us.
After going through a McDonald's drive through, you roll forward 3 feet, stop the car, and check to make sure the order is correct. Can also be applied to any fast food venue.
Luckily before I pulled away, I did some McChecken and realized that they forgot my McDouble.
A manly man character that only cares about his body and women, with the exception that he is really a scumbag. Must be shirtless (or nude) at some piont. and have strange interactions with port-o-potties.
A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, drivingproperty prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a souldigger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.